RICKY'S HOUSE!!!

2007-10-26T07:05:00.000-07:00

Its been fun but the time has come

for me to pack it up and be on the run

the cops are close and I need to go

into hiding to a far away place

where no one will ever know my face

I had a blast, no pun I intend

who would have guessed

this is how it would end

I'll miss your comments

and all of the horseplay

but I've done the unthinkable

and can not stay

you have the cutoff, moe green and the lair

when you're in need of knowledge

historelli is there

so good bye and fuck you one last time

don't worry bout me I'll be just fine

ricky.

2007-10-18T15:22:00.001-07:00

I'm taking a lil break thought i'd leave you with some music, have a good day! - coffee shop -

2007-10-11T08:32:00.000-07:00

TUESDAY NIGHT PICKS

EAGLES 3 JETS

BENGALS* 3 CHIEFS

JAGUARS 6 1/2 TEXANS

BROWNS 4 1/2 DOLPHINS

BEARS 5 1/2 VIKINGS

RAVENS 9 1/2 RAMS

BUCS 3 TITANS

PACKERS 3 REDSKINS

CARDINALS 4 PANTHERS

PATRIOTS 5 1/2 COWBOYS

CHARGERS 9 1/2 RAIDERS

SEAHAWKS 6 1/2 SAINTS

GIANTS* 3 1/2 FALCONS

* = $$ GAMES

GOOD LUCK FUCKERS !!!

2007-10-09T07:05:00.000-07:00

So I'm in this meeting this morning and the conversation turns to smoking. The lady at the head of the table says she quit for over 14yrs. I then had to chime in and say how I'm on week two and doing great!! The a voice from the other end of the table yells out good for you hope your not taking "Chantix".... WHAT! That's exactly what I'm taking.. What do you mean? So she tells me about this article she just read in People Mag. I run out to buy a copy to see for myself what the problem was. Interesting article, but I must say I still believe strongly in the drug. I've not once had the urge to pick up a cigg. I can tolerate people smoking around me and I can enjoy myself at a bar without giving in.

My Dr. prescribed the drug to me when I told him I've been trying with a good mind set to quit. Well, 3weeks and 120$ later I'm already saving money and feel 10x's healthier.

Your suppose to start taking the pills 1 week before you want to quit, in the meantime you can continue to smoke. After the first week you switch to another pill (higher dose) and stop smoking, just like that. The pill is suppose to trigger your brain and stop the urges you would normally have to smoke.

The only bad new was that it has side effects (what drug doesn't). Nausea and the wierdest one yet, but true, is that it gives you uncontrolable fucked up dreams. Real to the point you, I, have woke up in the middle of the night in a sweat. This doesn't happen every night but I do remember one particluar dream that was so real I felt it.

To put it quickly there was a Fed Ex plane going down like a balloon letting go of its air. Zipping around above me as I was running through a campus of some sort, all the while looking up watching this plane start to nose dive at me, the at the last minute soared up and away into the distance to go down in a tremendous blazing boom behind one of the buildings around us. Masses of people running for saftey as I felt the heat from the explosion that had a rippling effect on the ground as the tremmers followed me while I ran, up stairs to my room (it's a dream) with one of my friends that just appeared.

The point is the shit fucks with your brain, no doubt, but I can't explain this mans problems. I've drank on it, I've even smoked some herbs. Nothing> at least not to my knowledge, did I beat my girl, mutilate myself with a knife, or anything to that nature. So maybe its not for everyone but you should know this by the time you up your dose.

If your looking to quit, I truly recommend Chantix. The fact is these people who are fucking themselves and other up, are people with deep inner problems that shouldn't be taking anything that's going to trigger the violent person inside. Guess that means I'm just a good guy after all!!

See you fuckers on the other side....

2007-10-08T12:17:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, it's your day off, but I'm stuck in the office (with no a/c today). Here I sit sweating my ass off thinking of you guys/gals. So for you reading pleasures when you return to the office tomorrow check out this article in the Post today. Might make you women think twice about what your doing out there. You dirty, dirty, girls.

Enjoy and I leave you with this.

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

2007-10-05T10:12:00.000-07:00

See you fuckers next week...

By the way if your looking for something to do this weekend why not get a group of friends together (leave the lamos home) and head out to the city...

Lex between 42nd St and 57th St's this Sunday the 7th for this years NYC Oktoberfest Street Fair.

How could you not go......

BEER< WOMEN

You never know what will happen.....

2007-10-05T08:23:00.000-07:00

LATE TUESDAY NIGHT PICKS>>>>> SIDE NOTES

GIANTS 3 1/2 JETS ELI WON'T LOSE TO THE JETS
SIANTS 3 PANTHERS SAINTS WILL GET THEIR FIRST WIN
JAGUARS 2 CHIEFS CHIEFS JUST SUCK
REDSKINS 3 1/2 LIONS I JUST LIKE THE LIONS HERE
TITANS 8 FALCONS NO WAY WE'LL LOSE TO THE FALCONS
TEXANS 5 1/2 DOLPHINS FINS CAN PULL THIS ONE OFF
STEELERS * 6 SEAHAWKS STEELERS WON'T LOSE 2 IN A ROW
PATRIOTS 16 1/2 BROWNS PATS ARE GOOD BUT NOT THAT GOOD
CARDINALS 3 RAMS CARDS SUCK ASS
COLTS 10 BUCS PAYTON DID IT LAST WEEK....
BRONCOS 1 1/2 CHARGERS THIS COULD BE IFFY
RAVENS 3 1/2 49'ERS 49'ERS SUCK
PACKERS * 3 BEARS FARVE IS ON A ROLL

COWBOYS 10 BILLS SIMPLY JUST GOING WITH THE BOYS

GOOD LUCK FUCKERS!!!!!!!

BEST BETS = *

2007-10-04T07:07:00.000-07:00

This is the Thompson trophy...

This is the

Thompson

trophy

wife...

Now I aint sayin

she's a gold digga...

But ...

2007-10-03T11:29:00.000-07:00

I thought this was a cool piture...

Till I saw this one!!!

2007-10-01T10:27:00.001-07:00

Well not a good weekend at all....

Mets LOSE>>THE METS LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!>>>

I got my ass beat in Madden 08 for PS3 thanks to Chiapas...

(I have to put this out there, for the record, FW is right Madden on PS3 isn't they way to go when you want to talk alot of shit and really get down with some football) First off the game itself is good, no problems there. The play books are filled with new shit, great, ummm, not great, ok biggest gripe, your opponent can see the plays you pick, maybe it's just me but I DON"T THINK SO!!! Who the hell came up with that one. Not only can they see the play, but just navigating through the play book is different, so if you don't have much time on the play clock your fucked.... If you can get past that, the rest of the game is still different then you might be used to. For the kind of money you dump into buying PS3 you think you could atleast hear John Madden himself spit isms throughout the game.... NOT (WHY CHANGE A GOOD THING)

Enough about that crap. I have to say Sunday morning I sat on the couch with a tear in my eye as I watched the Tunnel to Towers race on t.v. props to OA and FW for participating, way to go guys.(your still gay for going apple picking though)

Congrats to me!!! For picking up my new truck, once again thanks for the memories SJV92L. The new ride will get his props someday soon stay tooned. >>>>

And last but not least, Football sucked again this week, Fuck the BEARS, and fuck the STEELERS. Props to Bret Farve for breaking Dan "the man" Marino's record for most TD's in a career.

2007-09-26T14:49:00.001-07:00

To my old friend......

I'm very sad to see you go....

I remember when I met you back in December of '03 in Tustin, California

You made me so happy to finally sit behind your wheel and have you navigate me all over a state that was very new to me. You were the first car I had in the color I wanted with all the options, and you were mine. I'm sorry for spinning you out on the 405 that night after the bar, but lucky we didn't hit anything or get arrested. Oh remember the time you me and the black guy from work got pulled over in L.A. and the cops couldn't believe you belonged to me, then they had us in cuffs on the side walk till I told them I had the weed in my pocket! We pulled through that one too. Boy the good times we had pimpin up and down the PCH.

How bout the time we drove to Vegas to meet the guys. I never went that fast before in my life 135 on Rt15, damn I remember how hot it was, I think it was like 110 in the desert. Remember when fatboy got in the back seat and we started bottoming out, haaaa! I'm sure you had good times with the boys back in Ca when they took you out and you showed them around while I worked.

I especially liked the ride we took across country to NJ through the blizzard in Az, and New Mexico, who would have thought. Well pal you made it to NJ and it's '07 and times are changing. Although you were good to me through that first blizzard we had some problems in the past with the snow. It's not your fault you should have never seen the snow thats my fault, sun and fun was what you were built for. Who knows you might end up back in Ca for all we know, at least you can say you saw it all.

Best of luck my pal, maybe we'll crossed paths again someday. Who knows maybe you'll have a hot piece of ass sitting in that seat everyday.

SVJ92L - YOU THE MAN!!!

Dear Yankees....

2007-09-26T06:19:00.001-07:00

2007-09-25T12:08:00.000-07:00

Tuesday Night Picks!!!!!

Eagles 3 Giants
Jets 3 1/2 Bills
Dolphins 3 1/2 Raiders
Texans 3 Falcons
Ravens 4 1/2 Browns
Bears 3 Lions
Packers 2 Vikings
Cowboys 11 Rams
Panthers OFF Bucs
Seahawks * 1 1/2 49'ers
Steelers 5 1/2 Cardinals
Chargers 12 Chiefs
Colts 9 1/2 Broncos

Patriots * 7 Bengals

* = BIG $$$$

2007-09-25T07:35:00.000-07:00

Good morning fuckers, sorry haven't been keeping up on things, maybe even wasting some of your time with too much football talk. Well..... Fuck you its my page and I'll talk about what I want!! haaaa. ok though really, I didn't post any picks for week three, 'my bad'> Good news > The Titans win big Monday night!!!! 31-14 over Reggie ' I ran for 15 yards' Bush and the Saints. This just in Druks is still a bitter man. SO moving on around the news, the Yanks have a chance tonight to clinch the wild card. Mets are hanging in there unfortunately losing 13-4 over the Nats.

Taking a big loss this weekend in football Ricky will be posting his picks for week 4 tonight in as special edition, Tuesday Night Picks. (which we will try to continue throughout the season)

FA is still bitter...(probably will be till one of his teams can win a game)

Speaking of wow, the Jets getting their first win of the season (FW still gay) over the Dolphins (FA still bitter).

Last night was the season opener of Heroes, great show! Ricky's House would like to say welcome back! New twists , new heroes. This could be one hell of a season, hopefully they keep us interested unlike some shows that will remain LOST (bastards).

Well thats all till tonight. Have a good day, be sure to go straight home wash your ass. Maybe you'll get lucky tonight. If not just fire one up sit back and pull one off.

2007-09-19T10:59:00.000-07:00

Quick shots on news today,

OJ just posted $125,000 bail, will he finally going to jail?(watch this mf walk again)

McNabb says black quarterbacks have it worse the white QB's....(awwww....)

Britney gets to keep the kids???(provided she keeps her nose clean)

Yank's 2 1/2 games out.(what else is new)

Mets 1 1/2 in the lead. (come on man!!!!)

F Druks 0-4 in Madden (making you my bitch this year)

F White refuses to show face for a game...(pussy)

Historelli gets engaged...(congrats)

Isiah Thomas says its ok for black men to call black women Bitches....(not ok for white guys)

Bret Michaels makes a decision on Sunday!!! (The Stripper or the Hairdresser)

Joke of the day ::

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

2007-09-17T19:57:00.000-07:00

THE EAGLES SUCK !!! THE EAGLES SUCK!!! THE EAGLES SUCK!!!

Just wondering what happened this weekend? Does anyone know what the hell is going on? Talk about ass backwards. Lets recap some of the weekend fun incase you haven't been paying attention, the '06 7 &9 San Fran 49ers beat the Ravens, Texas over the Panthers. Here's a great stat for you, the Cleveland Browns and the Buc's both 4 and 12 last year have the games of their life taking charge of the Saints(last years #2 seed in the NFC) the and the Bangles who were supposed to something spectacluar this year(yet showed us shit). And now, the Eagles having a tough time with Campbell and the Washington Redskins? Somebody wake me up..... Hey the best thing all weekend was my Titans covering the spread.

How bout a lil funny from the Titans Adam Jones and Chris Henry.

After reviewing this weeks stats, Ricky is 7/8/1 week 2

2007-09-13T05:57:00.000-07:00

1 PANTHER 2 Texans 6 ½
3 GIANTS 4 Packers Pick
5 RAMS 6 49ers 3
7 Bengals 8 BROWNS 6 ½
9 Saints 10 BUCS 3 ½
11 JAGUARS 12 Falcons 10
13 STEELERS 14 Bills 10
15 Colts 16 TITANS 7
17 LIONS 18 Vikings 3
19 Seahawks 20 CARDINALS 3
21 Cowboys 22 DOLPHINS 3 ½
23 RAVENS 24 Jets 11
25 BRONCOS 26 Raiders 10
27 BEARS 28 Chiefs 12
29 PATRIOTS 30 Chargers 3 ½
31 EAGLES 32 Redskins 7

Welcome to Week 2 Ricky's picks are in Red like it or not. Since last weeks o/u was so bad for Ricky we'll leave those picks up to you. Good luck fuckers....

Ricky would like to also send his regards to the Bills Kevin Everett may he make a full recovery.

Ellis Hobbs' 108 yard return NFL season opener

2007-09-09T22:21:00.001-07:00

Ok Week 1 is almost over and Ricky has to admit he wasn't on point with every game but great effort.... It's Sunday night and I'm 8(wins) out of 13(games). Wow, biggest upset comes from my over/under 4 for 13. Ouch, my bad!
See you fuckers Monday Night!!!

2007-09-09T21:47:00.000-07:00

Hey this is a request from our good friend down in Wildwood, young Jay Cozza has been photoed for a contest for The New York Institute of Photography. Click on the link and vote for "Curiosity of a child on the beach". This is Cozzas big chance so lets all do our best to make sure he has enough votes.

2007-09-07T10:06:00.000-07:00

Weekend Picks!!!

COWBOYS -4/ UNDER

JETS +6 1/2 / OVER

CHIEFS +3/ OVER

BILLS +3/ OVER

STEELERS -4 1/2 / UNDER

TITANS +6 1/2 / UNDER

RAMS -1/ UNDER

EAGLES -3/ OVER

VIKINGS -3/ OVER

DOLPHINS +3/ UNDER

SEAHAWKS -6/ OVER

CHARGERS -6/ UNDER

LIONS +2 1/2 /UNDER

MONDAY

BENGALS -3/ UNDER

49'ERS -3/ UNDER

GOOD LUCK SLUT

ALL LINES ARE FROM POSTLINE

2007-09-06T06:39:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the REAL DEAL!!!

Ladies and gentlemen the time has come. Tonight starts the 07/08 NFL regular season with last years Super Bowl champs the Colts and Payton Manning vs. the Saints' Drew Brees and Reggie Bush and friends. By now I'm sure you have all read yesterdays Post's Football insert, week 1's lines and picks. Lots of talk about the Saints coming out on top of the champs in this season opener. Quoting Hondo "Always go against the Supe champs in the ensuing opener..." hmmmm?

Well lucky for you guys Ricky is here to start off this season with a sure pick, right now the line is at Saints +6; o/u 53. If this line stands true or changes by 1/2 a point. Fact is there's no way Manning is going to lose this one.

Ricky's best bet - Colts -6 and the under folks that's the story in a nut shell....

This being the first game of the season with Ricky's picks you should be going into the weekend games up, and up big!!!

Ricky will be posting his picks all season long for the first time ever, we will be able to see Ricky's stats and W/L/D record for the 08 season..

Good luck bitches!!!!

2007-09-04T12:41:00.000-07:00

WELCOME TO AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH HOLLYWOOD'S TALK OF THE TOWN...

R-Welcome to Ricky’s House how are you doing?
OW- Things could be better. Just trying to take it slow.

R-So things have been pretty bad since Kate left you how’s that going?
OW-I don’t think my doctor would like me to discuss her (nervously twitching) I’m trying to put her behind me but its tough, I’ve always had a thing for flat chested women. (Swallowing pills) She ruined me that bitch!!! I did everything for her and all she kept saying was how small my dick is, how my nose gave her more pleasure. (Breathing in a brown bag) I hope that whore gets the clap.

R-We hear you dropped out of Ben Stiller’s latest film, does this bother you?
OW- Well the thing is Ben is a good friend and since no one else will give me work he does his best to put me in his films, I owe him a lot. I really enjoy getting him coffee and bagels in the morning so I look forward to getting back to work.

R-How does it feel to be the talk of the tabloids?
OW- My phone hasn’t stopped ringing! It’s been a real boost for my career. I’ve had a ton of interviews and press conferences. The questions are tough though like, how many drugs I’ve taken? Do I like wearing women’s underwear? Am I Ben’s lover? I would like to answer them all but my people tell me the truth would be too much for the public to handle, that it’s best to let them decide for themselves.

R-I hear you’ve always wanted to be a writer rather than an actor; does it bother you that a writing career has never taken off?
OW-I’ve always enjoyed writing but everything I write gets denied. I can take the pressure, (tears streaming from his face) I’ve kept trying but, they keep shooting me down. I feel like I’ll never be a star, (crying hysterical) “I just want to die” (trying to take more pills, his body guard has to wrestle him to the ground and remove the bottle)
they keep putting me down

- Interview pause – R-What a little bitch, he’s curled up in a ball on the couch sucking his thumb.

R-So, having hit rock bottom and diving into drugs and suicide, will we be seeing you on VH1’s Surreal life?
OW- I never thought I would have to do something like that but my agent tells me it would be a good way to recover and make a comeback. I was told that my roommates will be Paris Hilton, Robbie Williams, Lindsey Lohan, Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, and Mel Gibson. That should be fun, I plan on rooming with Mel, he’s cool... Although the Doctors don’t think I shouldn't be in the same room with Mrs. Hilton (flat chest)

R-Will you ever be able to actually take your life in the future, or are you the type of person who will just give up on trying?
OW- I would like to say yes, I was never really a quitter. Next time I think I’ll really take my time and get it right, I’m a real perfectionist so you could imagine how disappointed I was to still be here.

R-Well thanks for stopping in. Good luck next time around. We’ll be sure (not) to watch you on the Surreal life. (You fucking loser)

OW-Thanks, it was a pleasure to talk to you. This is the only work they could book me in my condition.

Little houses on a hillside...

2007-08-28T20:35:00.001-07:00

TICKY TACKY....

and they all look just the same.....

OK so I'm just a bit (3 weeks) behind on this blog but you still have time to catch an episode of the best half hour show since Entourage.

Monday Nights you'll laugh your ass off with this great cast and perfect writing. It's not just some stupid show about selling pot. Great characters, story line, punch lines, and it are all mixed into one, Kevin Nealon at his best!!! I haven't heard funny like this in a while.

Missed a season or two, don't worry jump right on in, watch a couple episodes on demand, get them off your computer, or go out and purchase them you cheap fuck.

Enjoy this clip and tell me you don't want to see more.....

I pop my cherry and Beckham takes it in the face..

2007-08-19T21:40:00.001-07:00

I went to my first MLS game this weekend and had the pleasure of seeing David Beckham and the Galaxy take on the Red Bulls. We all know Beckham is good, real good, but was he really worth it? Now correct me if I'm wrong but here's what I get out of the whole thing. MLS and ticket sales in the US aren't that great so they need this icon someone real big to come here and help them out. OK sounds alright so far, right? Wrong. So he decides to go play for LA, why? Cause Hollywood needs another star to write about, and why not bring his hot wife too? Here's the real kicker, the Galaxy can't afford this guy, they simply can not afford to pay him what he wants, so the MLS decides to chip in on the balance of this one guys pay in order to bring some recognition to the game over here in the states. So what you say?... So every time Beckham plays, anywhere, that stadium will up their ticket sales just to help the MLS pay this guys salary. There are probably 300 other players out there that could potentially be better or just as talented as Beckham.
Since his arrival we haven't seen much, till this weekend when he took the field in New Jersey for his first MLS start. Privileged enough to have family of a good friend working the box office there were four free tickets waiting at the stadium for us. Entering through the nicest section of Giant stadium up the mirror and red oak elevators into a completely wooded, carpeted, luxurious are with tables, couches, a bar, and this - NO CROWD. It was like we were kings, Thanks Mrs. N. for hooking it up.
Couple of beers the game was on, I can't remember exact time lines but first corner kick (of which David is known for) he hooks this ball with such ease it curves right across the front of the net and is tapped right in. Assist #1. Red Bulls right back with one of their own. Beckham again comes up with another kick across the field left side of the net for his teammate to head it in opposite corner. take you time and check out these highlights, the guy is good I will not take that away from him. This was one hell of a game. First of all because of David Backham they sold out 66 thousand at Giant Stadium. The best part about it was, and if you know soccer at all there could be some games that turn out to be a big waste with no goals, not this one, it was goal after goal after GOALLLLLLL. Watching these guys pull off some moves that I wouldn't even think of trying and doing it to perfection. Putting curves on these balls and placing them exactly where the need to go. I was a little pissed off though, I have given this guy credit but now its time to piss on this Gieco lizard talking, stuck up, premadonna, cock suckin Brit fuck. I and I'm sure you all agree, if you play for a "team" you should have some respect and especially in sports I was always taught to HUSTLE, this lazy MF walked to every corner kick like he could care less. Maybe just a pet peeve of mine but if I was his coach, superstar or not, I would have benched him right then and there. So need I tell you my favorite play of the game check out 1 minute and like 5 seconds into this clip.... Full facial for the superstar and the Red Bulls still took the goal, not to mention the game!!!! It would have been great if he broke his nose and couldn't play for another couple of months or not have been able to run home to play for his country ooops this just in - check this out, my wish night come true. See link below... Get a load of what he says about the turf, next thing you know the MLS will lay down real grass for him where ever he goes. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007380438,00.html

SO far BECKS you not worth shit....

2007-08-15T20:53:00.000-07:00

HERE'S A MUST READ ....

I get this email the other day about a place in the Catskills. A lil B&B with a new look, gaurantee your gonna wanna book a weekend.. enjoy kids!!!

2007-08-15T19:59:00.000-07:00

Lots to say about nothing....

Not to just stick a cock in your face, but real quick I 'd just like to talk about a lil peeve of mine. I needed new draws, so I go pick up two packs at Kohls. Ok no prob right? yes prob!! Why the fuck do we have to have seamless underware for guys? What GUY doesn't need a trap door? So now everytime I reach in my pants to take a piss theres no access, I have to either pull the leg up or pull my pants down like a four year old at a urinal. What fucking geneous thought this one up? Can someone shed some light on this one?

If you haven't heard by now the New Halloween movie will hit theaters soon. The remake/ sequel, aka: Halloween 9, has been created this time around in the eyes of Rob Zombie, and John Carpenter. If anybody remembers some of Zombie's last works such as House of 1,000 Corpses, and The Devil's Rejects, you should know this will be a big hit. Although Jamie Lee Curtis wont be showing us her tits this time around (thank god), we will get to see Danielle Harris run around screaming her 'lil bittties' off. In case you don't remeber Harris got one of her fist Hollywood breaks on the set of Halloween 4 and 5. I saw this preview in the past couple days and it looks great. RICKY gives this movie two fucking fingers up.

RICKY'S GOT JOKES?...

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" " Blow jobs!" the woman replied."It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks."What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone...

ok FUCKERS HAVE A NICE DAY!!>>>

2007-08-08T18:44:00.000-07:00

We would like to thank you...

Let me begin by saying welcome to Ricky's House. Unfortunately today's blog is brought to you by Eddie Kroll himself. I wanted to tell you guys of a little thing that happened to me back in April of 1988. I found out my first long awaited sibling was born, my brother Vincent Rondinella. Now we might not have the same father but this was my brother none the less and since day one I always thought of how things would be when he would be old enough to hang with and do things with. We had a lot of fun over the years. I remember taking him to see the Globe Trotters with Cozza. This might have been his first event or just the first with me -the way his face lit up when we sat center court a few rows back. Just like every time you walk into Yankee stadium from the concession stand and get your first look at the field. Eating nachos and seeing who could stuff more jalapenos in their mouth at once. Then there was the first time he saw each of the New York hockey teams, things I always wanted to do with my brother. Taking him at 5am to play Ice hockey in Secaucus, coffee in hand and just waking up to see my little bro rock the ice. I treasured everyone of those moments, cause I knew one day I would be too old to hang with and his friends would take precedence over anything I had to offer.

When that time came I made a big mistake and left for Cali, not realizing the impact this would have on him (maybe I was selfish) but I didn't realize till it was too late that I had broken his heart, left him when he needed me most... when life began to take effect on him, as a teenager. By the time I got home my little bro was driving, had a girlfriend, and was doing a lot of things on his own, when I should have remembered how bad I wished I had an older bro when I was that age to learn from.

At this point we were worlds apart, we still talked (briefly) hung out (for a quick visit) and had a bite to eat together (in passing at moms). We always found the time. Now that I moved back home, we see each other everyday, but take advantage of seeing each other everyday that we don't hang as much as we used to. That's gonna change though as soon as he gets his ass home from the hospital. We all know of his unfortunate accident, and he and I both thank all of you out there for your prayers and your thoughts toward our family in this time of need.

I would like to tell you everything went well today, he was sleeping most of the day (like he always does- just a lil funny) around 1-2 he was given a lower dose of the sleepy stuff and woke for a quick sec, tried to get up, but went back to sleep. The Good News is he has been moving his legs and arms little by little, and tomorrow morning he will be in surgery to have his vertebrae fused together. The bleeding in his brain is minor but they are still watching it. And lastly, his right hip seems to be just fractured so they are probably going to let that try to heal on its own.

YOU CAN DO IT JUNIOR!!!

So thank you once again, everyone....

2007-08-07T06:15:00.000-07:00

Heffalumps (they do exsit), fashion, and a whole lot of no no's....

Lets get right ot it, How many times do we have to tell you all, STOP!! Stop wearing booty shorts, belly shirts, and baby doll dresses, and for god sakes why panty hose with open toe shoes??? Lay off the bright colors, and just cause your tits are big doesn't mean we all have to watch the sweat bead up and roll off your fat lumps stuffed in a push-up bra. Now if you are pleasently plump and have the urge to do something about it we're all for you, but going out for a jog doesn't consist of walking your fat ass down the block listening to your ipod on your way to D&D to get an extra large Iced latte and a box of munchkins'. Run forest run!!!

Now for all you train riding heffalumps, they didn't have you in mind when they designed these trains. What that means is the 24" wide seat next to me was not made for your 42"w fat ass to cram on in between forcing me to lean forward cause there's no more room for me to lean back while your lard oozes over into my seat. It's not our fault you can't stand anymore at the end of the day cause your tired of supporting 450 all day. Do something about it and your punishment should be standing for a 15 minute train ride. They do have that one section in the back of the train without seats and poles, sort of a stable for you all to roam comfortably in.

Thank you

your friendly neighborhood heffalump hater...

2007-08-06T13:04:00.000-07:00

Spettacolare!!!!!

Here's a restaurant review for you all. Looking for some good decently priced straight from the boot Italian food?
Right smack in Nutley, NJ is the new Regina Margharita, recently renamed from Queen Margharita due to legal issues. Owned and ran by the DiPalma Brothers (Nicola and Pasquale, both from Naples) this place is quiet, quaint, and has the best service this guy has had in a while.
Let me start by saying I went to this place for dinner one night. Choosing to sit next to the counter where they make the pizza, I watched as Pasquale himself made a delicious looking Margharita pizza. Making a comment about how good it looked, after already ordering my app and entree, Pasquale made us a Margharita pizza on the house to try... I'm not usually a fan of this pie but noticing the fresh tomatoes, the fresh dough, fresh basil, and fresh mozz then baked in their 1,000 degree brick oven. This pizza was far from good!!!! I had about half of it myself plus everything else I ordered. Need I say how satisfied my fat ass was when I was done.
The service was by far very welcoming, I was ultimately happy with the restaurant, and will be returning soon. Just on the corner of Grant and Washington ave, Nutley, NJ
Great date place - BYOB bring a bottle and talk the night away, you can sit and enjoy the atmosphere either indoors or outside on their patio.
Guarantee you have a good time and you will be treated like "family"

Enjoy fuckers......

2007-08-06T09:49:00.000-07:00

Ricky's back!!!

Sorry for the long vacation, I've been catching alot of crap for not writing anything new. I will be back as often as I can with some new posts for your reading pleasures.
We'll make this one short and sweet in good old Ricky fashion> Fuck you if you don't like it>

As you all know Ricky works in the city and with that I'd like to petition for a billboard to be placed in the middle of times square. This will be a sort of welcoming sign for all the tourists that come to our wonderful city of New York:

Tourists'

It is with great pleasure that New York would like to welcome you to our city!

You are what make this the city that never sleeps.

So in keeping with the stereo type of New Yorkers...

" Get the fuck out of our way, some of us work here and have things to do and places to go"

Thank you ... now take your head out of your ass and pay attention to where your walking. Try climbing stairs without the cell phone, its easy one foot in front of the other.

On another note there were some big things happening in baseball this weekend that included Barry Bonds' 755th homer and Alex Rodriguez's 500th, Tom Glavine became the 23rd pitcher to win 300 games (LETS GO METS!)

In Hollywood - Paris Hilton - still a slut

- Britney Spears - still crazy

- Lindsey Lohan - still coked up

- Nicole Richie - pregnant and off to prison

I have to get going now so enjoy this little joke till next time :

Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."
The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."

2007-04-05T10:08:00.000-07:00

Ricky Learns to Read!!!

Tradition, dedication, self discipline, and control. Learn all you can about the world of MMA aka Mixed Martial Arts. This book follows fighter Sam Sheridan in his quest through the world of fighting. Straight out of Harvard this man starts his quest to become a fighter, from muay thai in Thailand, jiu-jitsu in Brazil, tai chi in New York City and boxing in Oakland, Calif., to name a few. He's seen and experienced just about everything one would need to know about fighting, from training to the main event, physical and mental. What every fighter goes through, the pain and sometimes suffering, triumphant victories, to the agony of defeat.

Although this might not be the book for everyone, you can truly understand what these amazing people go through. Training with some of the best fighters in the world, Sam gives you in site to the teachings of Buddhist monks, muay thai champions, top professionals of Olympic status, Ultimate fighters, boxing professionals, top underground cock fights and pit bull fights just to include the animal instinct of fighting, and how its is compatible to how humans train and think in the ring.

Of course after reading this I wasn't as pumped as I was watching Rocky for the first time but it's an interesting outlook to the world of fighting. So if you interested in getting beaten to a pulp, cauliflower ears, bruised ribs, starving yourself to make a weight class, traveling the globe for a fight that might only pay a couple of grand, then this book is for you.

You also might want to check out Sam as he doubles for Paul Walker (uncredited) in the up and coming movie The Death and Life of Bobby Z(2006 in production). Along with Chuck Liddell, Pat Miletich, Tim Sylvia, and other fighters from around the US, Brazil and Mexico, Sam was on site of the filming in Mexico and teaching the actors how to make the fighting look real.

2007-03-27T17:57:00.000-07:00

Cause your face deserves the best

I was running late this morning to a job site. In my rush I had no time to shave, but I figured that I could slide one more day. I made it to the job ok but felt obligated to looking my best whether I had appointments or not. As I walked around Fulton St., I passed a little Barber Shop (a real shady place in the back of a Jewelry store) probably a crazy idea but the guy in the window noticed me stop and look inside so he waved me in. A little nervous being my first time I slowly entered asking if they did shaves and how much. Ten bucks!! What the hell right? I sat in the chair as the guy leaned me back, still as can be since I was putting my life in his hands (something about a total stranger with a straight edge blade to your throat). He started pumping shaving cream in his hands and then in his hands put the cream to another machine that mixed and warmed the lather. He applied it to my pretty face and really rubbed it in. Felt good, nice and warm with a little massage. Next up was a hot steamy towel over the lather, then more lather. At this point I’m nice and relaxed. Then the blade to my face… Felt weird at first, a bit of pulling on the hairs on my face like a bad razor. Once over my mug he stops and reapplied the lather and shaved me up again getting even closer then the first pass. Slow, gentle, yet very professional he kept hacking away with his straight edge. After that he grabbed a cooling gel of some sorts wiped it all over my face and then shaved me again getting even closer feeling with his hands if there were any hairs left on my grill. As soon as he finished he put some more gel rubbed it in massaging me up once again, then another hot towel. Right after the last hot towel comes an ice cold one that finishes up the job. Taking a peek in the mirror I see he nicked me three times, not bad I guess but very minor, time for the septic pencil….. One, two, three, ouch!!! Damn thing stings like hell, then another cool cloth to wipe any extra shit off your face and done!!! Pretty Ricky was good to go. I definitely recommend doing this at least once a week!!!! Every guy deserves a great shave once in a while.

2007-03-07T21:11:00.000-08:00

2007-02-13T10:37:00.000-08:00

Roses are red, violets are Blue

if your mans being nice, he's probably cheating on you

look in the mirror, fix your face

if you go jogging, pick up the pace

you might be slipping in one way or the other

if your not careful he could find another

treat him good and service him well

do something different and hope like hell

break out the toys and have some fun

call in a friend and give him two for one

if you keep him guessing everyday

he just might decide to continue to stay.

HAppy Valentines day

LOve Ricky

(you didn't think I would go ahead and glorify this holiday with some sappy bullshit?)

2007-02-06T09:53:00.000-08:00

Where did all the sports go???

Now that the Superbowl is over and Payton Manning has his ring, and we have nothing to do on Sundays. What are we gonna do with ourselves? There's still 8 more days till the ML Baseball season.

Lost... nothing to do, no football to watch, no reason to go to the bar. Don't worry we still have Soccer, Fifa Soccer 07 for EA Sports. In the comfort of your own home, on the couch with some friends and some cold beers there's still hours or screaming at the TV., drunken fights over bad plays, and a whole lot of shit talking.

With the help of 2 four way adapters we now have up to eight players and something to do on Sunday.... GGGGGOOOOOOAAALLLL!!!!! So if your interested in satisfying your need for Sunday sports come on by....

You got skillz? Bring it...

BTW -

I heard Ronaldo was poking your sister, biatch!!! And yo momma's hole is the practice goal for the Italian team, the German team, and the Brazilian team.....

GGGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

GameDaily - Super Bowl XLI Simulation

2007-02-01T10:28:00.001-08:00

This is what I would have predicted!!

Enjoy the game fuckers!!!

2007-01-25T09:54:00.000-08:00

When I was a little boy I would spend a lot of time with my Grandma, summer vacations, weekends, and any time my mom needed a sitter. Gram spent most of her time traveling the world, that is, when she wasn't teaching nursing at William Paterson. When I would stay with her she would always have fun things to do, I was always Grandma's lil helper in the kitchen. She would let me help her with whatever she was making (I loved to use the old fashion can opener that was attached to the back door the kind you would sitck the can in and crank the handle). We would make cakes, bread, sause and all sorts of things, but my favorite dish that Grandma would make is one I'll never forget. Mostly because I've noticed that it hasn't just been a favorite dish of mine, but the reaction I get from people everytime makes me feel great, especially because I know my Grandma taught me well. Since I have made this dish for many of you I've been getting alot of requests on how to.... Well since its not really a big family secret I would love to share it with you and I'm sure Gram won't mind.

Thin sliced chicken is good to use...

in pan add oil and start to heat with some thinly sliced garlic

flower chicken on both sides

beat up some eggs and dip flowered chicken in egg and fry in pan

you want to get the chicken lightly golden on both sides

when chicken is golden remove from pan and set aside

then add some butter to the pan

then add some Real Lemon juice (comes in a bottle)

heres where you can get creative

add white wine, mushrooms and or onions

let that simmer for about three minutes (lower heat)

then add chicken back to pan and top off with freshly sliced lemons (for the look)

give the chicken a few minutes on each side to soke up the juice

after that remove chicken to serving dish drizzle whatever is left in the pan on top

and your set.....

ENJOY

From me and my Gram..... (Thanks Gram they love it!!)

2007-01-23T13:20:00.000-08:00

Just a few of the greatest lines ever written...

Two Live Crew -
Abraham lincoln was a good old man He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand Said excuse me lady, Im doing my duty So pull down your pants and give me some boody

LL Cool J -
True as a wizard, just a blizzard, I ain't taken no crap I'm rhymin' and designin' with your girl in my lap

Snoop Dogg -
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin) So what you wanna do, sheeeit I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah!

Eighty degrees, when I tell that bitch please Raise up off these n-u-ts, cause you gets none of these

Biggie Smalls -
mic ripper girl stripper the Henny sipper

Conversate, sex on the first date I state "You know what you do to me" She starts off, "Well I don't usually" Then I, whip it out, rubber no doubt Step out, show me what you all about Fingers in your mouth, open up your blouse Pull your G-string down South, aoowww Threw that back out, in the parking lot By a Cherokee and a green drop-top And I don't stop

Tupac -
First off, f**k your bi**h And the click you claim West side when we ride Come equipped with game You claim to be a playa But, I f**ked your wife We bust on Bad Boys ni**as f**k for Life

Now we all alone, why the lights on?Turn 'em off, time to set it offGet you wet 'n' soft, Something's on your mind, let it off.You don't know me,You just met me,You won't let me,Well if I couldn't have it, (silly rabbit)Why you sweat me?

Ludacris -
Too much green, too much funI bang cock in Bangkok Can't stop, I turn and hit the same spotThink not, I'm the thrilla in Manilla, Schlong in Hong Kong Pimp em like vision, magic Don JuanMan after Henny with a coke and a smile I just pick up the muthafuckin phone and dial I got my condoms in a big-ass-sack I'm slaggin this dick like a New Jack, biatch

Jay-Z -
I got the godfather flow, the don Juan Demarco swear to god, don't get it fucked up
that scene out of state where I drop my slang I'm deep in the south kicking up top game bouncing on the highway switching 4 lanes screaming through the sun roof money ain't a thang

I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch Better trust than believe em In the cut where I keep em til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up Let em play with the dick in the truck

Nas -
I told her, "No hell", She talkin 'bout, "Me kiss", Bobbed her head then spit the nut back in my dick Started suckin with no hands, a whole lotta spit Then got up and put her bra back on her tits Got fully dressed and told me, "Stressed really I'm" Picked up her Gucci bag and left her nigga behind Walkin through the door, she rang the bell twice I vomited Vodka back in my glass with juice and ice The clock went back from three, to two, to one And that's about the time the story begun That's when I first heard the voicemail on the cell It said, "Son we found that nigga we gotta kill"[Message Beep]

50 Cent -
First we get the talkin, then we get the touchin If we get pass the phone games we'll be fuckin I kiss like the french therefore my tongue in your ear Do it like the dogs do it girl and pull on your hair For me a different scenery just mean a different position In the tub or on the sink I improvise now listen In the chopper or on the jet join the mile high clubI'm no fool I know money can't buy me love

These are just a few but after some research I thought I'd just give some props out there from the first few lines ever dropped, to the latest greatest, each one to go down in history with some of the best lines in rap.
I have to say althought alot of these artists slung some great lyrics. My favorite remains on top yet to be slapped off.... the winner is - BIGGIE SMALLS for his lyrics to.... FUCKING YOU TONIGHT(w/ R Kelly)

this favorite song of mine, all the lyrics to this song should be remembered in history so rather than write them in this blogg I'm just gonna hit you with the song itself (hope it works).

2007-01-19T10:53:00.000-08:00

HELLO, SEATTLE!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?

OMG!!! For those of you who missed American Idols' second Seattle audition show it was by far the best they ever had. Unfortunaley most of these people will never be seen again but you have to see this if you missed the show...
http://www.americanidol.com/videos/view/?vid=497

I have to admit, if these people were not actors or just payed to come on as rejects, then SEATTLE is not the place you want to be EVER. No offence to people I know from Seattle, but GOD DAMN you Seattlites are hurtin.... I felt bad, seriously, for some of these people. Answer me this...If you had a friend who loved the show and had a chance to partake in joining the race to be the next American Idol, but this person was mmmmm, maybe a little s l o w... Would you want them to go on national television and embarress themselves in a way that their mental disability would not allow them to even know they have just been humiliated? Half of these people had no clue that they SUCKED, or just did not have that LOOK, or just SUCKED. Grown people trying to carry a tune, being told the had no chance, told to leave, yet still stayed and continued to sing at the worst of their ablitities. This hottie (pitured above) thought she had it in a biggg way, even got dressed UP for the audition, please, friend of this woman, why would you let her do this? dress that way? actually leave the house looking like that? go on t.v.?

I especially felt bad for these guys.....

Now you gotta feel bad for the helpless unfortunate ones like these, The young guy on the right was actually told by friends that he was good, that he should try, and he did.... Only to be humiliated infront of all the viewers watching that night. Clearly he had some kind of mental disability and was ripped a new hole by Simon. Who made fun of the kid to his face, about his eyes. Then, continued to make fun of the guy next to him whom he became friends with on line, who was obviously (in the words of Carlos Mancia) dee dee deee. I thought this show was to find new talent not to nationally make fun of retarded people.

If I'm wrong and that is what its all about..... SIGN RICKY UP>>>>

2007-01-16T10:50:00.000-08:00

After two court appearances, we'll finally get the verdict tomorrow.

Hopefully Ricky gets off (haa!!). Keep your fingers crossed. I can use all the help I can get.

Look for Ricky on the cover of the Post....

"I do solemnly swear to never, ever 'get caught' drinking and not driving again..."

ricky

2007-01-09T11:26:00.000-08:00

CONFUSED?Maybe you guys can help me?
I'm trying to come to some conclusion here and can't figuire out which I would rather more... Vida Guerras' big, round, perfect, ass...

or Katie Price aka Jordans' big, round, perfect, juggs???? Help!!!! I can't make up my mind.......

Saddams' Execution

2007-01-02T12:41:00.001-08:00

Listen I know they say he hung, we can see him hang BUT... take another look... notice the noose in the front of his chin instead of behind his head??? there's no pressure on his throat nothing cutting off his air flow... I WANT PROOF.. that this M.F. is dead!!!! I demand proof... and where's the footage of his brothers that were suppose to be executed too???

2006-12-29T09:21:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!
Another year gone and so is all of last year’s resolutions. Many of us have encountered changes in our lives this year. Some of us have had some health issues; some are experiencing motherhood for the first and second times. As we approach the New Year I would like to send my best out to every one of my friends, and wish you all a wonderful new year.
Besides getting shitfaced, not remembering what you did, or remembering the ball drop for that matter. Some people throughout the world observe numerous lesser-known New Year’s customs and superstitions, a few of which I found interesting enough to share with you.
As we all know, and probably the most know would be kissing those closest to us at midnight (except k-rove who has used this opportunity over the years just to get a piece) but to ensure that those affections and ties will continue throughout the year. Failing to do so would set the stage for a year of coldness.
You should be well stocked for the New Year, with plenty of food and money in your wallet to insure a prosperous future.
You should send out all unpaid bills and debts before the first of the New Year.
This one is quite interesting, The First Footing. The first person to enter your house after the stroke of midnight will influence the year to come. Ideally, he should be dark-haired, tall, and good looking (but since I can’t be everywhere you might have to settle for Historelli) it would be better if he came bringing small gifts too. Blonde and redhead first footers bring bad luck, and female first footers should be shooed away before they bring disaster down on the household. Aim a gun at them if you have to, but don’t let them cross your threshold.
As it goes the First Footer or “Lucky Bird” should KNOCK and be LET in instead of unceremoniously using a key. After greeting everyone and dropping off the gifts that he brings he should then leave the house by a different door than the one he entered from.
I swear this is straight from the internet but it states that “First Footers must not be cross- eyed or have flat feet or eyebrows that meet in the middle.
A few quick other superstitions include
Nothing is to leave your house on the first day of the New Year, NOTHING, not even garbage recycling.
New Clothes (this one was created just for K-rove): Wear something new on January 1st to increase the likelihood of your receiving more new clothes during the year to follow.
Breakage: Avoid breaking anything lest wreckage be part of your year.
Letting the Old Year Out: Open all the doors at midnight to let out the old year.
Loud Noise: Make as much loud noise as possible at midnight. Not just to celebrate but to scare away evil spirits.
Two of traditions that I like come from different cultures:
The Spanish ritual on New Year’s Eve is to eat twelve grapes at midnight. The tradition is meant to secure twelve happy months in the coming year.
In South America "Ano Viejo" is celebrated by creating a fake person or dummy. The scarecrow-looking person will be completely dressed and stuffed with old newspapers and firecrackers. The dummy is usually placed outside the home. He represents something that happened during the last year. At midnight each family lights the dummy on fire. As the dummy goes up in smoke, the firecrackers also go off to add to the festivities. The old year is forgotten and the New Year begins.

So to all of you here at Ricky’s House, Buon Capodanno, Feliz Ano Novo, and Happy Fuckin’ New Year!!!!

LA Style - James Brown Is Dead

2006-12-26T13:17:00.001-08:00

R.I.P.
GODFATHER OF SOUL
Date of Birth:
05/03/1933
Date of Death:
12/25/2006
Age at Death:73

2006-11-09T08:31:00.000-08:00

Jello Makes Everyone Wiggle !

Apparently so does the Cos, who has been accused of drugging a 32 year old woman, and fondled her breasts while she was unconcious. HAAAA!!!! Try sucking on this Jello pudding pop. Come on Cos' you know better then that. In his defense, it is reported that he gave her Benadryl for her stress and sleeping problems, and he made her breakfast in the morning. What a great guy! Take two of these and I'll fondle you in the morning. Settling out of court the Cos' can get back to his life without any further disturbance.
Now don't foget to eat your Jello Pudding!!!!!

2006-11-09T07:30:00.000-08:00

Chaos Never Dies Day!!

AKA: Schicksalstag (the day of fate) November 9, marks the historical fall of the Berlin Wall.

Constructed on August 13, 1961. The wall was a symbol of the Cold War. Conceived post WWII by East German Walter Ulbricht and approved by Soviet leader Nikita Krushchev, the wall separated West Berlin and East Germany, closing the boarder between East and West Berlin for 28 years. Effectively it decreased the "Republikflucht" (escapes) from 2.5 million between '49 and '62, to 5,000 between '62 and '89.

On November 9th, '89, a government released statement permitting the crossing of the wall had a mass of East Germans crossing and joining the West in celebration. Destroying the wall in the weeks to come. Becoming the first step in German reunification, Oct. 3, 1990.

Over the 28 years there were about 5,000 escapes into the west, and approximately 200 people killed trying to cross the wall. The first successful escape was Conrad Schumann, an East German boarder guard, who jumped the barbed wire fence to the West.

Others were not so fortunate, such as Peter Fechter(left), August 17, '62 who was shot and left to bleed to death in view of the Western Media...

In closing I leave you with a little german saying :

"Wenn es nachts im Bette kracht,der Bauer seine Erben macht."

Have a shitty day!!!!

2006-11-08T12:34:00.000-08:00

I JUST HAD TO THROW THIS ONE OUT THERE FOR YOU GUYS TO READ.... http://www.ubersite.com/m/50744

NOT TRUE JUST FUCKING TYPICAL RICKY SHIT!

2006-11-08T07:17:00.000-08:00

HOUSE CLEANING....?????

We won't be hearing much from K-rove the next couple of days so I thought I might touch on a subject of which I have no right talking about.

Seems like the Republicans took a beating yesterday, and the topic today reads "World sees Dems' win as a Bush rejection".

Picking up seats in Pa, Oh, Ca, and (2)Fl, and (3)In. Surprising to the Republican party who has held control over both houses since '94 with the exception for a brief period of time in '01-'02 when the Democrats held control over the Senate. In the past elections the biggest changes of seats came in '94 with 52 seats, '74 with 43 seats, '66 when the democrats lost 47 seats due to President Johnson.

Posing a sharp blow to President Bush and the republicans who have run congress, is the middle class voters who have supported the Republicans in the past and yesterday decided to back the Democrats 2 to 1. Corruption being the key factor here, with 6 out of 10 voters saying they voted strictly to oppose President Bush stating that "he's not doing his job".

Scandals being the major factor in the power shift. Such as players resigning due to convictions, indictments and ethical lapses according to the press. Such as Pa (R) Curt Weldon / federal corruption, and Don Sherwood and his affair with a much younger women who has recently accused him of choking her.

Sorry K-rove, just doesn't seem to be your strong point.... Picking winners that is....ouch!!!!

OK OK a little harsh , I know, its not K-roves fault he's drawn to the scandals and corruption, not to mention the smooth talking lobbyists.

2006-11-07T09:32:00.000-08:00

NO PLEASE, DON'T DEPORT ME!!!

Thanks to Allen Iverson and his reebok shoe the apparent suicide death of Adrienne Shelly has now been declared a murder. Along with the confession of 19 yr old Diego Pillco. Having almost gotten away with this one, had it not been for the number 8 on the bottom of the fucking shoes that left prints at the scene of the murder (nice move asshole). So Pillco admits after being cornered in his Brooklyn apartment to punching Shelly and knocking her unconscious. Unconscious and thinking she was dead strung her up in the shower with a bed sheet.

Shelly had been renting the Abingdon Square apartment and using it as an office. While Diego was working in the vacant apartment below. Apparently she had complained to him about the noise being a distraction when the fucking immigrant then punched her out in front of the apartment, then dragged her unconscious to her apartment and proceeded to cover it up by making it look like a suicide. Except, leaving a sneaker print on the toilet due to the difficulties he had situating the 5'2" actress to the shower rod and needing leverage for his 5' frame.

In questioning the Ecuadorian he stated that "He was having a bad day".... (shit I was having a bad week last week I should have gone on a killing spree --- ishmal/ Uhaul) He was afraid that if convicted of murder he would be deported... Well lucky for him I guess that he'll get to stay here in America, live in prison for free and get fed three times a day, clean clothes and he'll even get fucked once in a while....Why don't we just string him up like he did to this innocent 40 year old mother and loving wife.

She recently appeared in the "Factotum" with Matt Dillon, and was on the verge of releasing a movie called "Waitress", which she directed and wrote.

2006-11-06T06:55:00.000-08:00

Its a beautiful morning, ahhhhhh.

I think I'll go outside for a while,

and just smile......

Someones in a good mood today and even the little lady on the train this morning couldn't ruin it (dumb bitch). Well another week begins and Happy Monday to you all (even the little bitch on the train). For those of you who lost your asses off this weekend or those of you that just broke even, don't worry you still have tonight. Seahawks - 7 1/2, over/under 37. Hmmmm..... Ricky says bet Seattle big. Give the Raiders the 7 and the hook, or tease it down and take the under if the hook scares you(as the Seahawks will be the only ones scoring the points).{FINAL SCORE: SEATLE 13 OAKLAND 0} Mark my words, "they will win".
This straight from http://www.nfl.com/ - Oakland (2-5) hasn't posted three consecutive victories since a five-game run from Nov. 11-Dec. 8, 2002, en route to an AFC West title and the Super Bowl. If that doesn't say it, do you remember what the Seahawks did to the Giants week three....
Week one Oakland - 0, week two Oakland - 0, week three - bye, week four Oakland scores 7 on a fumble recovery thanks to OLB Sam Williams, week five Raiders score 3, week six - 0, and last week getting their second win with only 14 pts. Come on, you do the math - Seattle scored more then them in the first three weeks with 35 pts, scoring nothing week one. Your in for a defensive game, but rest assured the only team coming out of Qwest field a winner, is going to be the Seahawks.

*Ricky predicts Seattle 23 Oakland 9*

If you lose with my picks I'll pay the book for you!!! haaaa, yeah right....

ARE YOU RAEDY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?????????>>>>

2006-11-05T09:33:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Ricky's New House!!!

After much searching and getting fucked in the ass a few times Ricky finally struck gold thanks to "G", who found the best place I thought I would never have. In Kearny,NJ, right next to the Gunnel Oval, Ricky has found home. Taking off Friday to deal with threats from Uhaul over the truck, I had to take the furniture off the Uhaul(as they said if the truck wasn't back by 1pm Fri they would call the cops) and onto a friends moving truck to then deliver it to my new crib. Well after hitting it hard all day Friday and Saturday Ricky finally hits home and moves into a 1bedroom, two family house on a dead end street.
Come on in and see for your self.... As you walk in you can see the bar area, the living room/ theater, and to your left the kitchen, and futher through beyond the kitchen you'll see my wonderful hallway. To the left of the hallway is the bathroom, and to the right is Ricky's jungle room.
Well thanks for coming nice to have you by.... Now - GET THE FUCK OUT>>>>
Once again thanks to "g" for the great find...
To my mom for all her help...
To Jeff, truly a great friend...
To Stone for once again being there for me...
And to every one else that chipped in..... YOUR ALL WELCOME ANYTIME...

2006-11-02T07:33:00.000-08:00

GOT RENT?????

In an incredible change of events Ricky is now homeless! I was hoping to have a place to call home buy yesterday, but do to the unfortunate kindness of others I'm reduced to nothing, a feeling of complete and utter helplessness. I have signed a lease (contract) to move into an apartment in Lyndhurst NJ, as of November 1st.
As I write this I had just received a call from Comcast to inform me that the technician is on his way to my....fictitious apartment, as I chose to preorder in hopes to have cable and a phone by the second night in my new place.
Let me finish, as most of you know I went through a great deal in order to get my furniture out of my old apartment last weekend with the consideration of the new tenants wanting to move in by the first of the new month (nice guy I am). In doing so I have rented a U-Haul as you might have read about a couple of days ago in another blogg. I have been out of my old place and staying on my mothers couch since Tuesday night. the truck has been in my possession since Sunday, causing them to call me everyday since to ask for their truck back. Not knowing when I would finally be moving into my new place I continued to call them daily to extend my rental another day. Yesterday being the first of the month, I went driving by my new place to see that nothing was being done about the old tenants moving out. With this I proceeded to my new landlords place of business (an Italian deli in which they own) to find out if the existing tenants were planning on moving out and when... As I wait I ordered two stuffed pepper shooters with prosciutto, hoping the bitch would call the landlord back with some status report, this asshole landlord watches me have to pay for the fucking peppers and a soda, the balls on this guy!!! After having heard rumor of not being able to move in till this weekend. So I finish eating and go outside to have a smoke and the current bitch living in my apartment, was outside talking to the landlord about her situation, as I was inside waiting for her to call the man back with an answer. I waited patiently as they spoke to find out when she left, that since she and her cocksucking husband are having trouble moving into their new place, I was going to be set back for 2/3 weeks before I could move in. I am so fucking pissed off now. Here I am with my shit in a truck that needs to, as of today, and I quote, "be returned by 1pm tomorrow" due to the scheduling factor of U-haul, and the fact that they were nice enough to let me slide this long. My new landlord telling me he doesn't know what to say but he's sorry, and that he was willing to pay for storage and a truck for the next 2/3 weeks till the people move out. If anyone has any suggestions for me as to what I could do here please feel free to comment as I am lost right now, with only a signed lease stating this place is to be mine as of yesterday for one whole year. The landlord wants to be nice to the existing people and feels by forcing them out he is throwing them on the street>>>>???? what... Hello.. Remember me here, the guy whose just paid for a month and a half security and has all his belongings in a fucking truck???? So with this I am forced to look for another apartment and begin my search all over again.

FUCK RICKY, FUCK HIM RIGHT IN HIS ASS!!!

2006-11-01T10:37:00.000-08:00

Porn stars and Prize fighters

Just a little quickie...

Huntington Beach "bad boy" Tito Ortiz, was scheduled to speak as guest of honor at a "birthday" party for the Marines out in San Diego on Nov. 12. unfortunately Maj. Jason Johnson stated and I quote, "There is some serious consternation here about having your girlfriend attend our ball. Of course I, and a lot of Marines, are very excited about it, [but] many of our commanders feel it might be inappropriate for the type of event we are having . . . it is professionally embarrassing for me to have to possibly retract our invitation, especially when I am such a big fan." And just who is this girlfriend??? Superho Jenna Jameson... WOW, way to go Tito!! Thats some accomplishment, "You have just become number 500! You've just won a free trip to the clinic"

2006-11-01T07:57:00.000-08:00

Come on, does this look like a guy who would dress up like a bitch and play with himself?

Haaaaa!!!! Unbelievable,

60 year old Robert Esposito was accused of allegedly dressing up in women lingerie and calling Cheryll Harrell into his office for a meeting in which he proceeded to gyrate and expose himself while masterbating. Now come on!!!! Who doesn't want a boss like this?... Thats great, he denise the charges and says she had it in for him. Verizon top executive too. Wonder how he got there? This is just the icing on the cake as he was repeatedly making comments about Cheryll's breasts and buttocks (he was just being complimentary), over the course of three years. Three years, and she says she didn't want to complain to the higher-ups in fear of losing HER job. Finding him yet again dressed up in lingerie she finally decided to report him. This is the best part!>>> She tells him she's going to report him and he reaches (dressed up now) into his duffle bag and pulles out a dildo and starts sucking it off infront of her......I almost pissed myself, look at this guy and try to picture him in lingerie with a dildo in his mouth. Haaaa!!!!

Verizon being the great company that they are took immediate action on Espoisito..... Ready??? The allowed him to "retire". How nice...I'm sure that made Ms. Harrell feel like she got hers....

2006-10-31T08:23:00.000-08:00

Happy Halloween!!!!
You little bitches, may your mask have no holes, trip on your costumes, get the runs from your candy, and take the wrong kid home. Deal with the constant door bell and brats begging for more… BAAAA…. Do we really need it? What’s the excuse? Is it just to dress up like a middle age idiot? Don’t say it’s for the kids. Because half of them can’t even talk or decide for themselves if they want to look like retards, their forced to dress up like animals or some superhero cause their parent is trying to out do someone else. Or for the whores that “Love Halloween” cause it gives themselves some kind of moral “ok” to dress up like a hooker or some other cheep slut. Hey, why wait till Halloween. Hook on hooker, hook on. Every other day of the year your too scared to dress the way you want but because everyone is dressing up like an idiot your gonna dress up like the slut bag you are, or put a tail on and live out your bestiality fantasies, and of course the closet transvestites that feel the need to dress up like women on this day then go back in the closet tomorrow. So to all the sluts, fags, and people that “want to be different”. May the die never wash from your hair, and the make up give you a rash.

2006-10-30T06:58:00.000-08:00

Ok I’m here to vent about the ridiculous and absolutely horrible service I received from U-haul. Fuck U-haul, seriously, if you have to move go to another company no matter how much you might pay. Son-of-bitches! I wanted to get things done Sunday to be ready to move out of my apartment. I get up at 9am not realizing that the time has changed and start making calls. Ok so I was a little early no big deal… I get coffee and wait a little while longer to give these people time to open. I sat on hold almost all day I started to feel like Phoebe on “Friends”, waiting on hold “please hold and a representative will be right with you”. What bullshit 20 minutes later I gave up and drove to one place to meet a friend that said they had a bunch of trucks. When I get there I’m told they can’t give one to me without a reservation. You have to be kidding me… So we head home to call more places and get put on hold for another hour or so. Finally we made reservations on-line then call to confirm, after another 20 minutes on hold they tell us to go to the fucking place we just were to get a truck. Agghhh!!!! I wanted to shoot someone. Save yourself from this aggravation and either make reservations before hand or just simply go somewhere else and, say it with me now, “FUCK U-HAUL!”. Ok you crazy crackers go have a good Monday now.

2006-10-27T06:52:00.000-07:00

So I have started my new job this week. Getting paid to do nothing is great, but very boring, the fact is I'm in a much better place. I have finally made it into a company that is just that, a "company". To realize that I can now blogg is great news. I have been sitting here all week not doing anything really just reading a book. Haaa, Ricky learns to read!! But seriously, I'm now wearing nice clothes again everyday like a Project Manager is supposed to do. Getting credit for my experience and my expert know how in the field of office furniture. Working in the finacial district of New York again. The train ride in has made my life much easier too, 15 minute to the Harrison train station park the car and 25 minutes on the train to Ground Zero. Now although this is quite depressing to see everyday the site of it brings a smile to my face and once again makes me feel important. Today I got to the City a little early and sat for the first time in a shoe shine place for 10 minutes while the little Spanish chick shined my shoes. Little things like this just make me feel great about where I am now in my life. So many things are changing in Ricky's world and everything is happening this month. As most of you know by now, Ricky and his roomate are parting ways the end of this month and moving out of the great apartment we have shared. This is probably the only sad thing right now in my life. Sad because I walk into this place I have called home for the past year and see bare walls and boxes and although it hasn't really hit me yet it's a little shitty. We had some good times in the apt. like raising Al the pet aligator, always hiding in our shit, even hopping a ride to Vagas. The parties we had over the year, the great 5 star rated dinners, and who can forget the ninjas climbing in and out of the badrooms. (no thats not a typo..) Anyway time to move on as it is I will be moving to Lyndhurst, NJ, to a one bedroom apartment on Ridge Rd. Everything NEW for Ricky this year, only thing left is the car which has been f-ed since I can remember. In time friends, in time.... I see Lexus LS460 in the future....Parking has become a thing of the past...

Gizmodo: Lexus LS 460L Self Parking Car Backs That Ass Up

2006-06-02T14:45:00.000-07:00

I FINALLY DID IT!
I was sixteen, hitch hiking down the shore from Manasquan to Seaside, with a good friend at the time. Hanging out on the boardwalk we played just about every game they had that day. Including the ball toss, in which you threw a bouncy ball and hoped it landed in the right color. Depending on the color you would win x-amount of cigarettes. We won five packs, but what the hell were we gonna do, we didn't somke... Till then. We got four packs of Salem lights for his aunt whom we stayed with, and a pack of Marlboro reds. Being under age and stupid we took a ride on the cable cars over the beach and sneakily lit up. My friend had done this before, but this was my first time. He lights up a smoke and takes a couple of drags, uncomfortably holding the cigg like a novice, he passes it to me and asks if I'm ready to try it. Not wanting to be a wussy i take it. So he describes what to do, inhale and hold it for a sec then he tells me as I follow his instructions to think of the first thing I would do if I saw my dog get hit by a car... You can figure out what happened next. I start coughing and didn't really like it but continued to "be cool". Well long story short, Marlboro, to Parliments, back to Marlboro, to Lights, to Mediums, back to the regulars and finally settling on the Lights for the past three years, its been 14 years total. I have had a cough for close to five years now that comes and goes with every cold. Recently my Roomate and good friend K-Rove has been breaking my chops along with fellow blogger "G" to quit. I caught a cold on my birthday, the begining of May. Inducing my cough, I began to hack uncontrolably every morning, to the point that I just couldn't even think about lighting one up. I tryed and suceeded once before with the help of a bag of Jolly Ranchers (btw the best way to give up the oblong tobacco filled product). Only to fail after meeting " a girl " back in the day. This time I need to do if for my health. So with two full bags of Jolly Ranchers and a little determination (not to mention the comercial with the kids that say "I smoke before I take a nap..."), I write this with one complete week under my belt and the rest of my life to look foward to. I want to thank all of you who supported me, and to all of you out there that want to quit, just do it! Finally a big THANK YOU to Hershey's for coming up (unknowingly) with the best way to quit smoking, not to mention the cheapest. Fuck the patch and all that crazy shit out there, and FUCK YOU TOO PHILIP MORRIS....

2006-05-15T11:43:00.000-07:00

NA NA NA NA... NA NA NA NA... HEY HEY HEY... GOOD BYE

Clear Channel, cleaning house... Star and Buc Wild finally off the air!!!
I listen to these guys for a little while, way back when (before I became a Z-ZOO fan), when they were brought to Hott 97.1. taking over Ed Lover's show, in the morning( of which I was a big fan).
Ed and Dre had one of the best morning shows I could remember, as far as any rap channel was concerned.
Hott 97.1 had booted their vets. back in 2000, to bring on these new talented rookies in order to bring up the ratings. Of course they did, introducing there controversial "haters" attitude. They would shit on every caller that had something to say whether good or bad. Then it got to the point where these idiotic people would call in and actually expecting to get pissed on by these racial m.f.'s.
For those of you who have ever heard Star 'N Buc, know that Star, whose real name is Troi Torain, is the whitest sounding brother on the radio. This guys probably about as phony as phony can get. "Poppin shit" everyday about gang bangin and growing up in the streets tryin to act all tough, when in actuality this punk-ass grew up in Schotchplains, NJ. For those of you who don't know this is one of NJ's upper class towns. This "silver spoon" little bitch was nothing more than a character for his short lived radio career.
Since his start with Hott 97.1 there's been nothing but controversy. In 2003 Hott 97.1 fired Star and friends for playing a clip of a plane crashing followed by the screams of a woman in the backround during the story of singer Aaliyah's death. Since then was let go and worked for Clear Channel stations in Philadelphia, and Hartford, CT. Before coming back to New York in 2004 to be taken on by the new home of Ed Lover and Dr.Dre, POWER 105.1. Causing Ed and Dre to have no choice but to move their show once again, this time from the mornings to the afternoon. Also forcing them to agree to work with the fake-ass DJ at the same station after having left Hott 97 just to get away from the "hater".

Continuing his "hate" Star went on with his show bitching at just about 90% of his callers, all of which are obviously as stupid as the show for calling in just to hear this faggot verbally abuse them live on the radio.

Every Star burns out sooner or later... Last week Torain was fired for on-air comments he made about Gia Casey, the wife of rival Emmis WQHT (Hot 97) weekend personality DJ Envy, and the couple’s 4-year-old daughter.

“Yes I disrespected your seed,” Star reportedly said. “If you didn’t hear me, I said, I would like to do an R. Kelly on your seed, on your baby girl. I would like to tinkle on her.”

Later reported as saying "Fuck Buc, we be out of work time to go back to picking up da garbage"... ok so I said it for them.... Seeeya Star, you fake mother fucker!!!

As of today the new hosts of Power 105.1's morning show are BET host of "Rap City", Big Tigger and Egypt from the WB TV show "Home Delivery". Enjoy rap morning fans!

2006-05-11T13:20:00.000-07:00

Ok so you fuckers need something to read?

Here's something you might have an interest in...

Just Ricky's own thoughts on the subject... Just about everyone these days has been on or still is on a dating or "friends" web site. Either paying for one or joining a free one. Are we getting that lazy that going out getting drunk and hooking up with someone is too much for us to handle anymore? Do we really have to resort to sitting at home banging away on the damn computer hiding behind the screen in order to find someone new. Try going out and verbalizing, or is it the still photos that truly bring out your beauty?

So ok, I admit I have... Ricky has a Myspace, and has also partaking in one of the other dating sites (ONCE when I moved to Cali. To meet new people - I love to use that excuse) anyway the true be told, my one and only, experience was a nightmare. As most of you know Ricky is your average Italian, keep this in mind as I continue. I allowed myself to be spoon fed the bullshit of someone explaining themselves to me over the internet, long story short I bought it and agreed to meet this chick, who was from Long Beach. Well,,,hahahaha, was I in for a surprise!!! A 250lb. hmmm NOT so Italian chick shows up... Ok now don't go thinking well so what, so she's a little big... REALLY, put yourself in my shoes! I was nice and had hung out, but refused to ever pick up the phone again.

My point is how many people do you really think meet someone online that is anything close to the picture and personality of which they describe? I have heard and witnessed these horror stories from friends and first hand. So I ask, why are we still on these sites? Why not just go back to what we were doing all along. Go to a BAR pick one out and try asking to buy her a drink, most likely she'll say yes, maybe if she thinks your cute, she might stick around and talk to you for a little while, then and only then might she consider you interesting and want to exchange phone numbers!! Hey, its worked for Ricky in the past!

Then again as I mentioned before, if you need the security of being in your house, behind the screen and only showing pictures of yourself from high school, when you could fit in those jeans and still bend over, then you keep paying for your Match.com, eHarmony, and oh my god, my new favorite (LOL) Jdate.com (for all you single Jews out there).

Now look what kind of example we're setting for the younger generation out there... They are zombies when it comes to Myspace, I understand for them it might be a cool way to express themselves and even be there way of hanging out late with each other, but now you have all these perverted M.F.'s out there trying to pick up 14 and 15 yr olds. Instead of them growing up and going out to different places to meet people, like we did, they are the risk takers or the guinea pigs that are naive enough to fall for these sick bastards.

There might be some good "love stories" out there, people finding the guy of their dreams or the woman they've been waiting for all this time (unless that guy happens to be k-rove) good for you. Now the question for you is, "then why don't you take your profile off the dating site?"

I've had just about enough of these sites, so in closing for those of you that do know Ricky's Myspace page it will be no longer, I just don't see the use for it. I can't be bother to want to come home and, "OOoooo, I can't wait to see if she accepted me as a friend!!", "OMG!! Did you see that pic he had of that girl, oooo!! I'm telling his girlfriend". Come on....

So now that I got that out of my system, Friday after the shit week at work, go to a freakin bar and get drunk and buy some random person a beer. One more thing, when you do, don't start asking the person if they have a myspace! Get a Damn phone number!!!

2006-04-25T06:54:00.000-07:00

This years Tribeca Film Festival opens today with multiple September 11th related films, including “United 93”. Who says that five years is an acceptable time frame for these families to be reminded of the loss of their loved ones? I might not have done my homework much on the subject, but from what I’ve heard the families had a lot of say in the release for this movie. Upon the making of this movie it is said that no “stars” were to be cast, no one person was to be “the star” of the movie, and the people in the movie were to resemble the actual people who were aboard flight 93. While these are good terms, personally I don’t feel its time, despite any deals made between the movie industry and the families involved.
I am quite interested to know how they went about filming this and how factual the movie really is. I have a memory of this unfortunate incident in which I believe has been silenced since that dreaded day. I remember working in North Arlington atop of the Belleville Turn Pike when the attacks were made listening intensely to the radio and following the reports as they were made. One report still stands out in my mind, yet over the course of five years I started to believe I didn’t hear what I thought I heard. As it was reported that flight 93 had been high jacked and was allegedly headed toward the White House, the radio had stated that if the plane had not comply and did not descend immediately that it would be “forced” out of the sky…
Since that very moment nothing was ever said again about this, about the fact that, yes, these people were heros, giving there lives not by choice, but because the order was givin to take the plane out of the sky to avoid the possiblility of more people dying if it did infact hit the White House.
Well I guess to see it is by choice... to read more on the film and the making of, go to http://www.united93movie.com/index.php

2006-04-13T07:27:00.000-07:00

You Little Whore....

My cock is brilliant.

Your girl’s a whore.

I saw her swallow.

Of that I'm sure.

She smiled at me on the subway.

She was lookin’ at my meat.

But I won't lose no sleep on that,

'Cause she had bad feet.
You little whore. You little whore.

You little whore, it's true,

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

Cause I'll never pay for you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,

As I walked on by.

I could see from her face that she was,

Fucking high,

And I don't think that I'll see her again,

But tracks on her arms will last till the end.

You dirty whore. You dirty whore.

You dirty whore, it's true.

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause I'll never pay for you.

Lalala lalala lalala lalala laaaaaa

You dirty whore. You dirty whore.

You dirty whore, it's true.

There must be a pimp with a smile on his face,

When he thought up that I should be with you.

But it's time to face the truth,I will never pay for you.

- Jimmie Crack

2006-04-11T09:07:00.000-07:00

New, New, New, everyone wants NEW!!!!
Scheduled for 2009 both of our favorite New York teams will be moving to the other sides of the streets. The New York Yankees are building an $800 million dollar new stadium, next to the existing facility. In all fairness that’s great news, but as a “born” Yankee fan I think there will be a lot of nostalgia lost in the move honestly how can you just let go of something that has been such a big part of the history of this worldly famous team, since 1923. THE HOUSE THAT RUTH BUILT. A place where everyone wanted to go to as a kid just to watch the guys in pinstripes and eat cracker jacks with their family or friends. Great we get this new stadium with a whole new look, eateries, museums, and shopping centers, but what do we call this place? THE HOUSE THAT AMERICA BUILT since it has been all of us fans who've raised all the money anyway over the years. Do they really think that the new stadium deserves to be named after any of these young, egotistical, money hungry lil' bastards? Although the biggest money hungry bastard is the Boss, as it has been reported that the House the Ruth built and all of its possessions will be auctioned off. Do you really want to spend $1,500 on a urinal, or $15,000 (out of an estimated $3-$5,000) on the pitching rubber and home plate?

The new York Mets are also stepping with a new stadium to be built next door to their current location. Officially announcing plans this Thursday. This $600 million dollar investment (emulating the historic Ebbets Field, former home Brooklyn Dodgers) will include, "The Home Plate Club" which will be home to suites, lounges, and bars. This new posh stadium will also play host to a Business Center, offering space to hold meetings and functions, as well as a restaurant accommodating up to 500 people.
Both teams are giving a little to hopefully get a lot in the future. The Yankee organization will be leveling their current home stadium to give back several ball parks to it's community, along with an expected 900 full time jobs for the people of NY. The Mets are demolishing Shea stadium to make room for the parking lot of the New Shea Stadium, as well as offering 700 full time jobs back to the people.
Well as I am very sad to see both these historical landmarks dissapear in the next couple of years. I do look foward to seeing each organization starting all over again, with new faces and new fans, enjoying these amazing new homes that they will be expected to fill year after year. I also look foward to the times I personally will get to spend with my little brother at these games in 2009 when we'll both be able to hang out watch our favorite team and drink our $14.00 draft beers (as he'll be 21 in 2009).

Good luck to both teams. I'm gonna miss "The House that Ruth Built" and all the games I've been to throughout the years. One of which I vaguely remember, feeling like part of the Yankee team, as the mascot had a bunch of us kids up on the dugout dancing and having fun.
Lets go NY!!!!

2006-04-10T08:54:00.000-07:00

Interesting topic on z100 this morning, I thought I would share

Slut vs. Whore
Taking an unofficial poll this morning the Zoo members asked, what constitutes being a slut vs. being a whore? I guess this could be quite offensive to some people, but it does pose a good question. The majority of callers were female, so obviously the conversation was a little one sided. So I would like to open this discussion to both sides of the fence. Out of lets say ten callers, the numbers for guys were as follows. 20 partners would put you in the category of a slut, and 50 partners would give you whore status. Tough numbers. One person put it in a little better perspective stating that age does have a lot to do with it. Lets say the average guy starts out at the age of 15, and lets also say the average guy has two partners a year, at the age of thirty he's automatically considered a slut? Giving this input I would like to agree that 30+ qualifies as a slut and what the hell, lets just double it for argument sake and say 60+ is official whore status. I think those numbers might make some people happier. So where does that leave the women? Who's to say that women should be categorized differently. I know some women that have no problem upping their numbers. Does that mean they are sluts or whores, hummmmm? Even the good girl who might have had a couple of "good" years in college, but otherwise was the type of girl that had a boyfriend the rest of the time? Does that poor lil' girl deserve to be a whore...

2006-04-03T07:53:00.000-07:00

Hey Ricky got his wires off!!!!

Look at that smile....

Ok so now that I'm in the clear the day trip to JOES CRAB SHACK is on....
I will post a follow up with all the info as soon as I choose a day.

Have a Great day!!!!

2006-03-30T16:29:00.000-08:00

ever have "just one of those days?"

nothing goes right from the minute you wake up till you get home, then just when you think your home and the shit day you just had is over, the shit follows you home....

i wake up thinking... damn i'm gonna have a good day i can feel it. i'm up early the sun is out its nice and warm, fuckit i don't even need a jacket.
so i jump in the lexo and head for my favorite lil' coffee shop. make myself the same 20oz. cup, sugar till the bottom disappears, cream, swish it around, then add the Arabic coffee that's just freshly brewed for me (props to my man mike), then top it off with another quick shot of sugar. BAMM! the perfect cup... now i'm headed to the city and nothing is stopping me...
drivin down rt.3 enjoying my coffee my morning ride and listening to the "Morning Zoo"....
here's where it starts, dead stop traffic just about the Mill Creek area (now this is when you know your fucked cause it usually doesn't start till you merge onto 495. stuck in this shit for like 45 minute, but im still good. got plenty o'time. yeah right! anyway another half hour im through the city and out of the midtown headed to my first appointment in Long Island City.
no parking! no parking! no parking!!! fuck offff!!!!! thats what the sign should have read.
hey,so what does ricky do?
he parks where ever the fuck he wants..............
even if it did say NO PARKING
ahhh they won't touch ME...
ahhh but they did.
to ricky's surprise when he came out to get something from his car,opppps.
no car... no ride and stuck in fuckin queens ahhhhhh!
after getting a ride to the other side of shitty queens and 185$ later, not to mention the bitch behind the window who was the only one working in this shithole place and whos major concern was a sign that read " cell phone use prohibited", so she would stop what she was doing to yell at people who didn't even speak english, to read the sign and take their conversations outside.
what does ricky say "how bout you worry about shortening this line instead of worring about whos on the phone!"
well that didn't go over tooo well, i think she actually (and i don't know if this was possible) slowed down....
finally my day continues at like 2pm i get to my office, finish my day and go to get my car.
you think it would stop there?
no it continues with more traffic, bullshit and just when i get to my house and all i want to do is jump on the couch twist up a fattie, and forget about the shit that happened today. i realize there is no fattie and im gonna have to just deal with it...
one good thing was my roommate telling me how he was cooking dinner for me.... hmmmmm???
can my day be getting better?
so i ask "hey, so when do we eat?" to which he replies. "oh, around 8 o'clock"
"8! how come?" --- "oh thats when my friend is coming over to eat"
"oh so your cookin for your friend?" --- "no, im cookin for you, just so happens my friend is coming too."
"no, your cookin for your friend, and i just happen to live there....."
and with that i vent to you all.

so in closing, i hope you all had a fucked up day!!!

i'd love to hear about it......

2006-03-27T19:39:00.000-08:00

Here’s a new one. How about another sequel…

George Clooney is back once again for the third installment to Oceans’ Eleven. We know that one and two were pretty big hits, but are we sure we need another one. Set to be held in a casino, again, with another big heist, hummm sound familiar? Although this time Warner Brothers will play casino host to the fully operational one they plan to build on their lot. Most of the original cast will be back Matt Damon, Branjolina, and even Andy Garcia. Unfortunately, Julia Roberts, and Catherine Zeta- Jones will not be included in Oceans Thirteen. Ellen Barkin (The Big Easy, Switch) will play opposite Matt Damon’s character. Hey might be another hit. Who’s to say… Set to start filming July 21st, this sequel isn’t due out until the summer of 2007.

Two other sequels to watch out for come from Sylvester Stallone. Yes this 60 year old bad ass is gonna give us another Rambo, almost twenty years later, since the first one was released 1982. The script is complete for Rambo 6, and Stallone is pushing to start filming in September. The other, actually due out later this year, (you guessed it!!) Rocky 6, Rocky Balboa. Although there are no real clips from this one, there is a teaser trailer you can watch on Youtube.com.

Of course there’s one more…. Don’t be silly. Theresa Russell joins the cast and crew for Spiderman 3. Where she will play the wife of Flint Marko, aka The Sandman, who will be played by Thomas Haden Church, aka Lowell from the television series Wings. Another character to watch out for Venom who is played by Topher Grace. Topher for those of you that don’t know is the main character on That 70’s Show.

I have to admit, I am a fan of all these movies so I hope that none of them flop, but we all know which one Ricky’s rooting for… So “have some fuckin’ mooley bye you some jujubees!”, and remember “Mickey loves ya!”.

2006-03-23T13:38:00.000-08:00

OK...

...SO I THOUGHT YOU'D GET A

KICK OUT OF THIS ONE...

IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!!! ITS TIME RICKY GETS HIS OWN PAGE. HOPE YOU ENJOY WHATS YET TO COME ...ALTHOUGH RICKY HASN'T POSTED MUCH THESE DAYS BE PATIENT HE'S A VERY HARD WORKING LITTLE BASTARD. HEY SOMEONE HAS TO PAY FOR HIS BAR TABS, ACCIDENTS, BOKEN BONES, AND LETS NOT FORGET BAIL... DON'T WORRY NEW POSTS TO COME SHORTLY. RICKY HAS MUCH TO TELL!!!! IF YOUR BORED AND YOU'VE ALREADY VISITED "THENEWTHERAVADA", AND "HISTORELLI" CHECK OUT RICKY'S NEW FRIEND AT "ASKANINJA" HE'D LOVE TO KILL YOU! YOU CAN VISIT THEM ALL THROUGH MY LINKS....

2006-03-14T13:45:00.000-08:00

“Good Bye my Lil Crackers….”

Chef for over nine years, Isaac Hayes, has officially ended his run on the television series, South Park. Thought to have left to work on a new album, Mr. Hayes has confirmed that he will be leaving South Park due to recent episodes mocking religion. For nine years, he has been a part of mocking Christians and Jews, along with gays and anything else creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker come up with. In the recent episode titled “Trapped in the Closet”, a spoof on Tom Cruise, South Park poked fun, as always at the Church of Scientology. This is what sparked the Academy Award-winner and Scientologist to make his final decision. Double standard if you ask me, weak Chef, real weak… After bringing us a lot of laughs over nine years and pocketing all the money made on the show and on making fun of everyone else?... In the words of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. “F@#* you, you f@#*ing asshole!”

2006-03-03T10:36:00.000-08:00

PAULA, PAULA, PAULA....

Do we all agree?
So I’m watchin’ American Idol yesterday and all I could think is how f@#*ed up is she! I would like to know what this woman was on last night. I mean come on fumbling with her words sometimes quite, sometimes laughing uncontrollably. She was a mess.
So the question is… What do you think Paula was on?
I got odds on just straight up drunk of her ass. Where as K-rove thinks she might have been on X do to the constant rubbing and touching of Simon. I’m not sure how much you’ll get out of this clip to make your decision but take a look. http://www.idolonfox.com/videos/?vid=194
Ok now check this site out I think this one proves me right this chick is a booze hag.....http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?NewsNum=773

2006-02-28T07:12:00.000-08:00

Joe’s Crab Shack…

Everyone who knows me, knows I’m a big fan of crabs (haha, yuck it up). I have had crab night at my house at least once a week for about a year straight before I moved to the west coast. I would buy a couple of pounds, steam them up, melt some butter, add my “old bay”, slice up some lemons, and crab night just wouldn't be perfect without a EK margarita.
Upon my stay in Southern California, I found this place that helped me fulfill my desire for the sweet deliciousness that comes from cracking into these wonderful creatures. Once you start eating these things, the juice starts dripping up and down your hands and arms. You begin to struggle like a savage to get into every nook and cranny of each leg, just to make sure you leave nothing behind. There’s no stopping you, and mixed with a great margarita it almost sends you into a state of euphoria.
Joe’s crab shack provides you with tons of legs made to your liking, butter, garlic, or even barbecued. Along with a great atmosphere, huge margaritas of different flavors, and a staff of beautiful people that like a Johnny Rockets, stop to dance and get the party started while you eat and drink the night away. They cater to families with kids as well, making balloon hats for them, and tee shirts with all of Joe’s favorite sayings. It’s kind of commercialized like any TGI Fridays or Applebee’s, yet not as frequently seen. Yet a great place to get down and dirty, shelling it up with some friends and music, Joe’s is nothing but a good time. I was poking around on the web today and to my surprise we too have a Joe’s right here in NJ. Set in Lawrenceville, on US Route One, I think I’m itchin’ for a road trip come this spring, could be a fun Saturday or Sunday.
Post up if your interested, and remember… Eat at Joe’s !!!

2006-02-27T12:35:00.000-08:00

Bada Bing!!!

“They’re back!” Here we go with the long awaited final season of the Sopranos what can we expect? There have been a lot of people that got whacked in the past 5 seasons. Who’s next? This has to be the question on every ones mind. So far we’ve lost Richie Aprile, “Big Pussy”, Ralph Cifaretto, Tony Blundetto and Adriana La Cerva. The last episode left us with a lot of thoughts. Will Tony and Carmela stick it out with their marriage? We left off with them getting along, but we haven’t seen Furio lately either. The last we heard of him he was getting some good advice from the guy in Italy on staying away from the “boss’” wife, unless you take him out of the picture… Then there’s Chris and his drug habit, can he handle Adriana getting whacked? Everyone is wondering if someone else close to Tony will be rubbed out this season, personally I don’t think Silvio is going anywhere, Paulie on the other hand fucked up if you remember with the Russian guy, will that come back to haunt him? Will Johnny Sack retaliate? Stay tuned we’ll soon find out or not. I guess the big question is….is it gonna be worth our time to watch or are we gonna have to deal with more bullshit this season, like the dream sequences, talking fish, and a love affair with a horse? Come on! I don’t know that many mobsters but is this a show about mobsters or a buch of “big pussys”.

2006-02-20T19:03:00.000-08:00

THROUGH THE WIRE....

Imagine your having the best weekend ever. You’re enjoying the warm California sun, hanging with your friends. Nothing could be better, your 3000 miles away from home and not a care in the world. Everyone back home is suffering through a blizzard, two and a half feet of snow, 27 degrees, and 17 degrees with the wind. What could ruin this weekend? What could ruin the next six weeks of your life? Opening your mouth at the wrong time…
West coast people don’t take to kindly to the east coast accents. They tend to interpret you the wrong way. They might think your being sarcastic when your not, they might think your being a “tough guy” even. When in actuality you’re just being you. Unfortunately I “caught” the brunt of it, when I was mistaken for a reason to relieve a stranger of their built up anger one night. Catching one in the jaw, I was sent back to Jersey with a new reason to change my diet to a liquid one. I’m not quite sure anyone could imagine breaking their jaw. The thought of it could pass your mine, but the whole reality of it could never be matched.
Think about you favorite dish, the smell of it just lingering towards you. The combined site and aroma sitting right in front of you. You want it don’t you? You want to dig right on in? All you have to do is pick up the fork and knife. Cut a piece and put it in your mouth. Chew and swallow the deliciousness and then repeat…Sounds pretty easy huh? Now just think of how it would be if someone was standing over you telling you that you can’t eat it. You would probably be able to do it right? Sure, no problem… Now picture no one’s around, its all yours…. Only you still can’t have it!!! You can cut it, smell it, look at it, you can pick it up. You can even put it to your lips, but that’s it!!! You can’t taste it because your tongue is locked inside your mouth behind your teeth. You can’t open your teeth because their locked and you don’t have the key. Matter of fact no one does, except this one guy. Someone you don’t even know, you can’t smooth talk him, you can’t bribe him, you can’t even get any sympathy out of him. He has the key and he just told you to fuck off… “Don’t come back for 6 weeks!” Now what do you do? You bye a shit load of straws and one hell of a blender. Then you let your imagination run wild. You always hear about that guy who can’t mix his corn with his potatoes. Or the other one who can’t have the meat touch the veggies. What’s the big fucking deal you might say, right? It’s all going to the same place. You know what the beauty is? They have the fucking choice… That’s what!!About five weeks to go here, and I’m ready to kill myself. There has to be some other way to nourish oneself other than shakes and blended foods. Where are the “6 course meal” pills like in Willy Wonka, or in The Jetsons? What kind of world are we living in that we have no solution to this problem. How we can think of this shit 20-30 yrs ago for a fucking cartoon and some fucking movie? We can think of edible underwear, and flavored condoms, but no pill that will fill you up, huh? No “steak shake”? Don’t feel sorry for me. I’m just venting, but I worn you there is no sympathy out there for us broken jawed people…. Eat up fuckers enjoy it now cause eventually your going to know what its like not to be able to eat what you want. Ok, so it might not be until your all like 90 and you keep losing your dentures… but you’ll get yours…

2006-01-11T09:30:00.000-08:00

Something tells me this one's ok. The girl is unfortunately a bin Ladin, a name which she has chosen to leave behind her. She now goes by the name of Ms. Dofour. Born in Santa Monica, California, she is an American citizen. She lived in Saudi Arabia till she was ten years of age, before moving to Geneva and back to the states. Her mother raised her and her sister in a "westernized household" in fear of her daughters being brainwashed with the Saudi Mentality. She speaks English, and French, graduated from Columbia Law School, blahh blahh blahh. Look the chick is hott!! What else is there to say...
She can be found shopping on 5th Ave, listening to her I-pod just like every other woman in America. This 25/26 year old is down right cool she loves all types of music from Madonna to the Allman Brothers, she even likes to smoke a little reefer once in a while to relax and listen to music, haaaa!!! My kinda chick. She seems like the type of woman you could just click with right off the bat, despite what people say about her being some rich uptight snob.(who knows maybe she is..) First of all Ms. Dofour works just like the rest of us, teaching French lessons. Aside from that she's just trying to get her feet wet in the music industry. I don't think well be seeing her on American Idol anytime soon but from what people say she actually has a great voice. I can't remember the lyrics but the first song she ever wrote was about smokin pot.
Its hard to get anywhere for her these days, ignorant people have to treat her like shit because of her surname. First of all the girl doesn't know "him" I don't think she ever met "him" she doesn't even speak to her own father, who isn't even "his" real brother, their half brothers. She doesn't speak Arabic what else do you want, lets get off the innocent girls ass (unless your "checkin up on it"). The media already has ruined Ms. Dovours' chances of making "a name for herself" no pun intended. She wasn't even in the country when 911 happened, she was visiting her mother in Switzerland. She was forced at the time to stay out of the country and away from her HOME for six months. Death threats the whole nine. For what? Just because of her name? Maybe I'm the sucker here, but I have compassion for her. Now, because of some asshole relative whom she never met her life is ruined,,,ummmm NOT!! She came right back to America and she's still following her dream.
Well Wafah, I'm a fan!!!! You go girl, I hope you finally get the break you deserve. By the way, I got an I-pod for you to replace the one you broke during your GQ interview, you sexy biatch....

2006-01-09T07:38:00.000-08:00

So the most anticipated weekend of the year has finally come and gone. The annual "Loft Boyz Christmas Dinner" has just past on Saturday night. This being the seventh year now was once again one hell of a dinner. The usual suspects showed up everyone with $$ and a thirsty appetite to fill. The restaurant of choice was picked out by Danny Zatkos, Novelli, in Wayne, NJ. Friendly, quiet, restaurant with simple Italian decor. The food was definitely well portioned to meet the hunger of our Oceans Eleven crew. Over all the place was perfect for the occasion.
Unfortunately this night took an unexpected turn just as the main course arrived. The one and only RM had a little run in with a piece of fillet mignon. This was a wake up call for all of us unfortunately I think we were all cutting class to go have a beer at "Los Prodos", the day they were teaching the Heimlich maneuver. So for the future I'm including a bit of text we all should take the time to read ...
Special thanks to Dino P., do to his quick heroics RM is O.k. and we returned to our meal and the rest of the night as we closed the night out in Newark at club Excel. Props to an old friend for slippin' us all in at the door!
So in closing children remember chew then swallow....

The Heimlich Maneuver for
CHOKING
A choking victim can't speak or breathe and needs your help immediately. Follow these steps to help a choking victim:

From behind, wrap your arms around the victim's waist.
Make a fist and place the thumb side of your fist against the victim's upper abdomen, below the ribcage and above the navel.
Grasp your fist with your other hand and press into their upper abdomen with a quick upward thrust. Do not squeeze the ribcage; confine the force of the thrust to your hands.
Repeat until object is expelled.
UNCONSCIOUS VICTIM, OR WHEN RESCUER CAN'T REACH AROUND VICTIM:
Place the victim on back. Facing the victim, kneel astride the victim's hips. With one of your hands on top of the other, place the heel of your bottom hand on the upper abdomen below the rib cage and above the navel. Use your body weight to press into the victim's upper abdomen with a quick upward thrust. Repeat until object is expelled. If the Victim has not recovered, proceed with CPR.
The Victim should see a physician immediately after rescue.

Don't slap the victim's back. (This could make matters worse.)

2006-01-03T12:15:00.000-08:00

Well we have made it once again to a new year!!! All of us healthy and some of us in brighter spirits. Let me start by saying congratulations to my little buddy Jay on his journey to fatherhood. Way to go you little bastard, who would have ever guessed. It was good to see everyone come together and party like rockstars this New Years Eve!!! The guest of honor, of course was Jay Cozza coming all the way up from Wildwood NJ, Michelle and Dino in from Vernon, and a special guest appearance from none other then the always disappearing CD whom everyone knows from K-rove's New Theravada. Way to go on the bar K-rove I think people are still recouping... I know I am! I can't remember the last time I drank so much then again I can't remember much anyway. Once again thanks to all for showing up and have a wonderful year....