ever have "just one of those days?"

nothing goes right from the minute you wake up till you get home, then just when you think your home and the shit day you just had is over, the shit follows you home....

i wake up thinking... damn i'm gonna have a good day i can feel it. i'm up early the sun is out its nice and warm, fuckit i don't even need a jacket.
so i jump in the lexo and head for my favorite lil' coffee shop. make myself the same 20oz. cup, sugar till the bottom disappears, cream, swish it around, then add the Arabic coffee that's just freshly brewed for me (props to my man mike), then top it off with another quick shot of sugar. BAMM! the perfect cup... now i'm headed to the city and nothing is stopping me...
drivin down rt.3 enjoying my coffee my morning ride and listening to the "Morning Zoo"....
here's where it starts, dead stop traffic just about the Mill Creek area (now this is when you know your fucked cause it usually doesn't start till you merge onto 495. stuck in this shit for like 45 minute, but im still good. got plenty o'time. yeah right! anyway another half hour im through the city and out of the midtown headed to my first appointment in Long Island City.
no parking! no parking! no parking!!! fuck offff!!!!! thats what the sign should have read.
hey,so what does ricky do?
he parks where ever the fuck he wants..............
even if it did say NO PARKING
ahhh they won't touch ME...
ahhh but they did.
to ricky's surprise when he came out to get something from his car,opppps.
no car... no ride and stuck in fuckin queens ahhhhhh!
after getting a ride to the other side of shitty queens and 185$ later, not to mention the bitch behind the window who was the only one working in this shithole place and whos major concern was a sign that read " cell phone use prohibited", so she would stop what she was doing to yell at people who didn't even speak english, to read the sign and take their conversations outside.
what does ricky say "how bout you worry about shortening this line instead of worring about whos on the phone!"
well that didn't go over tooo well, i think she actually (and i don't know if this was possible) slowed down....
finally my day continues at like 2pm i get to my office, finish my day and go to get my car.
you think it would stop there?
no it continues with more traffic, bullshit and just when i get to my house and all i want to do is jump on the couch twist up a fattie, and forget about the shit that happened today. i realize there is no fattie and im gonna have to just deal with it...
one good thing was my roommate telling me how he was cooking dinner for me.... hmmmmm???
can my day be getting better?
so i ask "hey, so when do we eat?" to which he replies. "oh, around 8 o'clock"
"8! how come?" --- "oh thats when my friend is coming over to eat"
"oh so your cookin for your friend?" --- "no, im cookin for you, just so happens my friend is coming too."
"no, your cookin for your friend, and i just happen to live there....."
and with that i vent to you all.

so in closing, i hope you all had a fucked up day!!!

i'd love to hear about it......