Ok so you fuckers need something to read?

Here's something you might have an interest in...

Just Ricky's own thoughts on the subject... Just about everyone these days has been on or still is on a dating or "friends" web site. Either paying for one or joining a free one. Are we getting that lazy that going out getting drunk and hooking up with someone is too much for us to handle anymore? Do we really have to resort to sitting at home banging away on the damn computer hiding behind the screen in order to find someone new. Try going out and verbalizing, or is it the still photos that truly bring out your beauty?

So ok, I admit I have... Ricky has a Myspace, and has also partaking in one of the other dating sites (ONCE when I moved to Cali. To meet new people - I love to use that excuse) anyway the true be told, my one and only, experience was a nightmare. As most of you know Ricky is your average Italian, keep this in mind as I continue. I allowed myself to be spoon fed the bullshit of someone explaining themselves to me over the internet, long story short I bought it and agreed to meet this chick, who was from Long Beach. Well,,,hahahaha, was I in for a surprise!!! A 250lb. hmmm NOT so Italian chick shows up... Ok now don't go thinking well so what, so she's a little big... REALLY, put yourself in my shoes! I was nice and had hung out, but refused to ever pick up the phone again.

My point is how many people do you really think meet someone online that is anything close to the picture and personality of which they describe? I have heard and witnessed these horror stories from friends and first hand. So I ask, why are we still on these sites? Why not just go back to what we were doing all along. Go to a BAR pick one out and try asking to buy her a drink, most likely she'll say yes, maybe if she thinks your cute, she might stick around and talk to you for a little while, then and only then might she consider you interesting and want to exchange phone numbers!! Hey, its worked for Ricky in the past!

Then again as I mentioned before, if you need the security of being in your house, behind the screen and only showing pictures of yourself from high school, when you could fit in those jeans and still bend over, then you keep paying for your Match.com, eHarmony, and oh my god, my new favorite (LOL) Jdate.com (for all you single Jews out there).

Now look what kind of example we're setting for the younger generation out there... They are zombies when it comes to Myspace, I understand for them it might be a cool way to express themselves and even be there way of hanging out late with each other, but now you have all these perverted M.F.'s out there trying to pick up 14 and 15 yr olds. Instead of them growing up and going out to different places to meet people, like we did, they are the risk takers or the guinea pigs that are naive enough to fall for these sick bastards.

There might be some good "love stories" out there, people finding the guy of their dreams or the woman they've been waiting for all this time (unless that guy happens to be k-rove) good for you. Now the question for you is, "then why don't you take your profile off the dating site?"

I've had just about enough of these sites, so in closing for those of you that do know Ricky's Myspace page it will be no longer, I just don't see the use for it. I can't be bother to want to come home and, "OOoooo, I can't wait to see if she accepted me as a friend!!", "OMG!! Did you see that pic he had of that girl, oooo!! I'm telling his girlfriend". Come on....

So now that I got that out of my system, Friday after the shit week at work, go to a freakin bar and get drunk and buy some random person a beer. One more thing, when you do, don't start asking the person if they have a myspace! Get a Damn phone number!!!