GOT RENT?????


In an incredible change of events Ricky is now homeless! I was hoping to have a place to call home buy yesterday, but do to the unfortunate kindness of others I'm reduced to nothing, a feeling of complete and utter helplessness. I have signed a lease (contract) to move into an apartment in Lyndhurst NJ, as of November 1st.
As I write this I had just received a call from Comcast to inform me that the technician is on his way to my....fictitious apartment, as I chose to preorder in hopes to have cable and a phone by the second night in my new place.
Let me finish, as most of you know I went through a great deal in order to get my furniture out of my old apartment last weekend with the consideration of the new tenants wanting to move in by the first of the new month (nice guy I am). In doing so I have rented a U-Haul as you might have read about a couple of days ago in another blogg. I have been out of my old place and staying on my mothers couch since Tuesday night. the truck has been in my possession since Sunday, causing them to call me everyday since to ask for their truck back. Not knowing when I would finally be moving into my new place I continued to call them daily to extend my rental another day. Yesterday being the first of the month, I went driving by my new place to see that nothing was being done about the old tenants moving out. With this I proceeded to my new landlords place of business (an Italian deli in which they own) to find out if the existing tenants were planning on moving out and when... As I wait I ordered two stuffed pepper shooters with prosciutto, hoping the bitch would call the landlord back with some status report, this asshole landlord watches me have to pay for the fucking peppers and a soda, the balls on this guy!!! After having heard rumor of not being able to move in till this weekend. So I finish eating and go outside to have a smoke and the current bitch living in my apartment, was outside talking to the landlord about her situation, as I was inside waiting for her to call the man back with an answer. I waited patiently as they spoke to find out when she left, that since she and her cocksucking husband are having trouble moving into their new place, I was going to be set back for 2/3 weeks before I could move in. I am so fucking pissed off now. Here I am with my shit in a truck that needs to, as of today, and I quote, "be returned by 1pm tomorrow" due to the scheduling factor of U-haul, and the fact that they were nice enough to let me slide this long. My new landlord telling me he doesn't know what to say but he's sorry, and that he was willing to pay for storage and a truck for the next 2/3 weeks till the people move out. If anyone has any suggestions for me as to what I could do here please feel free to comment as I am lost right now, with only a signed lease stating this place is to be mine as of yesterday for one whole year. The landlord wants to be nice to the existing people and feels by forcing them out he is throwing them on the street>>>>???? what... Hello.. Remember me here, the guy whose just paid for a month and a half security and has all his belongings in a fucking truck???? So with this I am forced to look for another apartment and begin my search all over again.

FUCK RICKY, FUCK HIM RIGHT IN HIS ASS!!!