Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Just a few of the greatest lines ever written...

Two Live Crew -
Abraham lincoln was a good old man He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand Said excuse me lady, Im doing my duty So pull down your pants and give me some boody

LL Cool J -
True as a wizard, just a blizzard, I ain't taken no crap I'm rhymin' and designin' with your girl in my lap

Snoop Dogg -
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin) So what you wanna do, sheeeit I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah!

Eighty degrees, when I tell that bitch please Raise up off these n-u-ts, cause you gets none of these

Biggie Smalls -
mic ripper girl stripper the Henny sipper

Conversate, sex on the first date I state "You know what you do to me" She starts off, "Well I don't usually" Then I, whip it out, rubber no doubt Step out, show me what you all about Fingers in your mouth, open up your blouse Pull your G-string down South, aoowww Threw that back out, in the parking lot By a Cherokee and a green drop-top And I don't stop

Tupac -
First off, f**k your bi**h And the click you claim West side when we ride Come equipped with game You claim to be a playa But, I f**ked your wife We bust on Bad Boys ni**as f**k for Life

Now we all alone, why the lights on?Turn 'em off, time to set it offGet you wet 'n' soft, Something's on your mind, let it off.You don't know me,You just met me,You won't let me,Well if I couldn't have it, (silly rabbit)Why you sweat me?

Ludacris -
Too much green, too much funI bang cock in Bangkok Can't stop, I turn and hit the same spotThink not, I'm the thrilla in Manilla, Schlong in Hong Kong Pimp em like vision, magic Don JuanMan after Henny with a coke and a smile I just pick up the muthafuckin phone and dial I got my condoms in a big-ass-sack I'm slaggin this dick like a New Jack, biatch

Jay-Z -
I got the godfather flow, the don Juan Demarco swear to god, don't get it fucked up
that scene out of state where I drop my slang I'm deep in the south kicking up top game bouncing on the highway switching 4 lanes screaming through the sun roof money ain't a thang

I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch Better trust than believe em In the cut where I keep em til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up Let em play with the dick in the truck

Nas -
I told her, "No hell", She talkin 'bout, "Me kiss", Bobbed her head then spit the nut back in my dick Started suckin with no hands, a whole lotta spit Then got up and put her bra back on her tits Got fully dressed and told me, "Stressed really I'm" Picked up her Gucci bag and left her nigga behind Walkin through the door, she rang the bell twice I vomited Vodka back in my glass with juice and ice The clock went back from three, to two, to one And that's about the time the story begun That's when I first heard the voicemail on the cell It said, "Son we found that nigga we gotta kill"[Message Beep]

50 Cent -
First we get the talkin, then we get the touchin If we get pass the phone games we'll be fuckin I kiss like the french therefore my tongue in your ear Do it like the dogs do it girl and pull on your hair For me a different scenery just mean a different position In the tub or on the sink I improvise now listen In the chopper or on the jet join the mile high clubI'm no fool I know money can't buy me love

These are just a few but after some research I thought I'd just give some props out there from the first few lines ever dropped, to the latest greatest, each one to go down in history with some of the best lines in rap.
I have to say althought alot of these artists slung some great lyrics. My favorite remains on top yet to be slapped off.... the winner is - BIGGIE SMALLS for his lyrics to.... FUCKING YOU TONIGHT(w/ R Kelly)

this favorite song of mine, all the lyrics to this song should be remembered in history so rather than write them in this blogg I'm just gonna hit you with the song itself (hope it works).

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about some classic NAS...

Rappers I monkey flip em with the funky rhythm I be kickin
Musician, inflictin composition
of pain I'm like Scarface sniffin cocaine
Holdin a M-16, see with the pen I'm extreme, now
Bulletholes left in my peepholes
I'm suited up in street clothes
Hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes
Y'all know my steelo with or without the airplay
I keep some E&J, sittin bent up in the stairway
Or either on the corner bettin Grants with the celo champs
Laughin at baseheads, tryin to sell some broken amps
G-Packs get off quick, forever niggaz talk shit
Remeniscing about the last time the Task Force flipped
Niggaz be runnin through the block shootin
Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston
Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin

Anonymous said...

Even more old NAS..

I'ma addict for sneakers, twenties of buddah and bitches with beepers
In the streets I can greet ya, about blunts I teach ya
Inhale deep like the words of my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
I lay puzzle as I backtrack to earlier times
Nothing's equivalent, to the new york state of mind

Anonymous said...

Then of course on of the best EVER...

Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo [truuuueee]
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me