Heffalumps (they do exsit), fashion, and a whole lot of no no's....

Lets get right ot it, How many times do we have to tell you all, STOP!! Stop wearing booty shorts, belly shirts, and baby doll dresses, and for god sakes why panty hose with open toe shoes??? Lay off the bright colors, and just cause your tits are big doesn't mean we all have to watch the sweat bead up and roll off your fat lumps stuffed in a push-up bra. Now if you are pleasently plump and have the urge to do something about it we're all for you, but going out for a jog doesn't consist of walking your fat ass down the block listening to your ipod on your way to D&D to get an extra large Iced latte and a box of munchkins'. Run forest run!!!

Now for all you train riding heffalumps, they didn't have you in mind when they designed these trains. What that means is the 24" wide seat next to me was not made for your 42"w fat ass to cram on in between forcing me to lean forward cause there's no more room for me to lean back while your lard oozes over into my seat. It's not our fault you can't stand anymore at the end of the day cause your tired of supporting 450 all day. Do something about it and your punishment should be standing for a 15 minute train ride. They do have that one section in the back of the train without seats and poles, sort of a stable for you all to roam comfortably in.

Thank you

your friendly neighborhood heffalump hater...