Lots to say about nothing....

Not to just stick a cock in your face, but real quick I 'd just like to talk about a lil peeve of mine. I needed new draws, so I go pick up two packs at Kohls. Ok no prob right? yes prob!! Why the fuck do we have to have seamless underware for guys? What GUY doesn't need a trap door? So now everytime I reach in my pants to take a piss theres no access, I have to either pull the leg up or pull my pants down like a four year old at a urinal. What fucking geneous thought this one up? Can someone shed some light on this one?

If you haven't heard by now the New Halloween movie will hit theaters soon. The remake/ sequel, aka: Halloween 9, has been created this time around in the eyes of Rob Zombie, and John Carpenter. If anybody remembers some of Zombie's last works such as House of 1,000 Corpses, and The Devil's Rejects, you should know this will be a big hit. Although Jamie Lee Curtis wont be showing us her tits this time around (thank god), we will get to see Danielle Harris run around screaming her 'lil bittties' off. In case you don't remeber Harris got one of her fist Hollywood breaks on the set of Halloween 4 and 5. I saw this preview in the past couple days and it looks great. RICKY gives this movie two fucking fingers up.

RICKY'S GOT JOKES?...

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" " Blow jobs!" the woman replied."It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks."What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone...

ok FUCKERS HAVE A NICE DAY!!>>>