I thought this was a cool piture...

Till I saw this one!!!

Well not a good weekend at all....

Mets LOSE>>THE METS LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!>>>

I got my ass beat in Madden 08 for PS3 thanks to Chiapas...

(I have to put this out there, for the record, FW is right Madden on PS3 isn't they way to go when you want to talk alot of shit and really get down with some football) First off the game itself is good, no problems there. The play books are filled with new shit, great, ummm, not great, ok biggest gripe, your opponent can see the plays you pick, maybe it's just me but I DON"T THINK SO!!! Who the hell came up with that one. Not only can they see the play, but just navigating through the play book is different, so if you don't have much time on the play clock your fucked.... If you can get past that, the rest of the game is still different then you might be used to. For the kind of money you dump into buying PS3 you think you could atleast hear John Madden himself spit isms throughout the game.... NOT (WHY CHANGE A GOOD THING)

Enough about that crap. I have to say Sunday morning I sat on the couch with a tear in my eye as I watched the Tunnel to Towers race on t.v. props to OA and FW for participating, way to go guys.(your still gay for going apple picking though)

Congrats to me!!! For picking up my new truck, once again thanks for the memories SJV92L. The new ride will get his props someday soon stay tooned. >>>>

And last but not least, Football sucked again this week, Fuck the BEARS, and fuck the STEELERS. Props to Bret Farve for breaking Dan "the man" Marino's record for most TD's in a career.

To my old friend......

I'm very sad to see you go....

I remember when I met you back in December of '03 in Tustin, California

You made me so happy to finally sit behind your wheel and have you navigate me all over a state that was very new to me. You were the first car I had in the color I wanted with all the options, and you were mine. I'm sorry for spinning you out on the 405 that night after the bar, but lucky we didn't hit anything or get arrested. Oh remember the time you me and the black guy from work got pulled over in L.A. and the cops couldn't believe you belonged to me, then they had us in cuffs on the side walk till I told them I had the weed in my pocket! We pulled through that one too. Boy the good times we had pimpin up and down the PCH.

How bout the time we drove to Vegas to meet the guys. I never went that fast before in my life 135 on Rt15, damn I remember how hot it was, I think it was like 110 in the desert. Remember when fatboy got in the back seat and we started bottoming out, haaaa! I'm sure you had good times with the boys back in Ca when they took you out and you showed them around while I worked.

I especially liked the ride we took across country to NJ through the blizzard in Az, and New Mexico, who would have thought. Well pal you made it to NJ and it's '07 and times are changing. Although you were good to me through that first blizzard we had some problems in the past with the snow. It's not your fault you should have never seen the snow thats my fault, sun and fun was what you were built for. Who knows you might end up back in Ca for all we know, at least you can say you saw it all.

Best of luck my pal, maybe we'll crossed paths again someday. Who knows maybe you'll have a hot piece of ass sitting in that seat everyday.

SVJ92L - YOU THE MAN!!!

Dear Yankees....

Tuesday Night Picks!!!!!

Eagles 3 Giants
Jets 3 1/2 Bills
Dolphins 3 1/2 Raiders
Texans 3 Falcons
Ravens 4 1/2 Browns
Bears 3 Lions
Packers 2 Vikings
Cowboys 11 Rams
Panthers OFF Bucs
Seahawks * 1 1/2 49'ers
Steelers 5 1/2 Cardinals
Chargers 12 Chiefs
Colts 9 1/2 Broncos

Patriots * 7 Bengals

* = BIG $$$$

Good morning fuckers, sorry haven't been keeping up on things, maybe even wasting some of your time with too much football talk. Well..... Fuck you its my page and I'll talk about what I want!! haaaa. ok though really, I didn't post any picks for week three, 'my bad'> Good news > The Titans win big Monday night!!!! 31-14 over Reggie ' I ran for 15 yards' Bush and the Saints. This just in Druks is still a bitter man. SO moving on around the news, the Yanks have a chance tonight to clinch the wild card. Mets are hanging in there unfortunately losing 13-4 over the Nats.

Taking a big loss this weekend in football Ricky will be posting his picks for week 4 tonight in as special edition, Tuesday Night Picks. (which we will try to continue throughout the season)

FA is still bitter...(probably will be till one of his teams can win a game)

Speaking of wow, the Jets getting their first win of the season (FW still gay) over the Dolphins (FA still bitter).

Last night was the season opener of Heroes, great show! Ricky's House would like to say welcome back! New twists , new heroes. This could be one hell of a season, hopefully they keep us interested unlike some shows that will remain LOST (bastards).

Well thats all till tonight. Have a good day, be sure to go straight home wash your ass. Maybe you'll get lucky tonight. If not just fire one up sit back and pull one off.

Quick shots on news today,

OJ just posted $125,000 bail, will he finally going to jail?(watch this mf walk again)

McNabb says black quarterbacks have it worse the white QB's....(awwww....)

Britney gets to keep the kids???(provided she keeps her nose clean)

Yank's 2 1/2 games out.(what else is new)

Mets 1 1/2 in the lead. (come on man!!!!)

F Druks 0-4 in Madden (making you my bitch this year)

F White refuses to show face for a game...(pussy)

Historelli gets engaged...(congrats)

Isiah Thomas says its ok for black men to call black women Bitches....(not ok for white guys)

Bret Michaels makes a decision on Sunday!!! (The Stripper or the Hairdresser)

Joke of the day ::

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

THE EAGLES SUCK !!! THE EAGLES SUCK!!! THE EAGLES SUCK!!!

Just wondering what happened this weekend? Does anyone know what the hell is going on? Talk about ass backwards. Lets recap some of the weekend fun incase you haven't been paying attention, the '06 7 &9 San Fran 49ers beat the Ravens, Texas over the Panthers. Here's a great stat for you, the Cleveland Browns and the Buc's both 4 and 12 last year have the games of their life taking charge of the Saints(last years #2 seed in the NFC) the and the Bangles who were supposed to something spectacluar this year(yet showed us shit). And now, the Eagles having a tough time with Campbell and the Washington Redskins? Somebody wake me up..... Hey the best thing all weekend was my Titans covering the spread.

How bout a lil funny from the Titans Adam Jones and Chris Henry.

After reviewing this weeks stats, Ricky is 7/8/1 week 2

1 PANTHER 2 Texans 6 ½
3 GIANTS 4 Packers Pick
5 RAMS 6 49ers 3
7 Bengals 8 BROWNS 6 ½
9 Saints 10 BUCS 3 ½
11 JAGUARS 12 Falcons 10
13 STEELERS 14 Bills 10
15 Colts 16 TITANS 7
17 LIONS 18 Vikings 3
19 Seahawks 20 CARDINALS 3
21 Cowboys 22 DOLPHINS 3 ½
23 RAVENS 24 Jets 11
25 BRONCOS 26 Raiders 10
27 BEARS 28 Chiefs 12
29 PATRIOTS 30 Chargers 3 ½
31 EAGLES 32 Redskins 7

Welcome to Week 2 Ricky's picks are in Red like it or not. Since last weeks o/u was so bad for Ricky we'll leave those picks up to you. Good luck fuckers....

Ricky would like to also send his regards to the Bills Kevin Everett may he make a full recovery.

Ellis Hobbs' 108 yard return NFL season opener

Ok Week 1 is almost over and Ricky has to admit he wasn't on point with every game but great effort.... It's Sunday night and I'm 8(wins) out of 13(games). Wow, biggest upset comes from my over/under 4 for 13. Ouch, my bad!
See you fuckers Monday Night!!!

Hey this is a request from our good friend down in Wildwood, young Jay Cozza has been photoed for a contest for The New York Institute of Photography. Click on the link and vote for "Curiosity of a child on the beach". This is Cozzas big chance so lets all do our best to make sure he has enough votes.

Weekend Picks!!!

COWBOYS -4/ UNDER

JETS +6 1/2 / OVER

CHIEFS +3/ OVER

BILLS +3/ OVER

STEELERS -4 1/2 / UNDER

TITANS +6 1/2 / UNDER

RAMS -1/ UNDER

EAGLES -3/ OVER

VIKINGS -3/ OVER

DOLPHINS +3/ UNDER

SEAHAWKS -6/ OVER

CHARGERS -6/ UNDER

LIONS +2 1/2 /UNDER

MONDAY

BENGALS -3/ UNDER

49'ERS -3/ UNDER

GOOD LUCK SLUT

ALL LINES ARE FROM POSTLINE

Welcome to the REAL DEAL!!!

Ladies and gentlemen the time has come. Tonight starts the 07/08 NFL regular season with last years Super Bowl champs the Colts and Payton Manning vs. the Saints' Drew Brees and Reggie Bush and friends. By now I'm sure you have all read yesterdays Post's Football insert, week 1's lines and picks. Lots of talk about the Saints coming out on top of the champs in this season opener. Quoting Hondo "Always go against the Supe champs in the ensuing opener..." hmmmm?

Well lucky for you guys Ricky is here to start off this season with a sure pick, right now the line is at Saints +6; o/u 53. If this line stands true or changes by 1/2 a point. Fact is there's no way Manning is going to lose this one.

Ricky's best bet - Colts -6 and the under folks that's the story in a nut shell....

This being the first game of the season with Ricky's picks you should be going into the weekend games up, and up big!!!

Ricky will be posting his picks all season long for the first time ever, we will be able to see Ricky's stats and W/L/D record for the 08 season..

Good luck bitches!!!!

WELCOME TO AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH HOLLYWOOD'S TALK OF THE TOWN...

R-Welcome to Ricky’s House how are you doing?
OW- Things could be better. Just trying to take it slow.

R-So things have been pretty bad since Kate left you how’s that going?
OW-I don’t think my doctor would like me to discuss her (nervously twitching) I’m trying to put her behind me but its tough, I’ve always had a thing for flat chested women. (Swallowing pills) She ruined me that bitch!!! I did everything for her and all she kept saying was how small my dick is, how my nose gave her more pleasure. (Breathing in a brown bag) I hope that whore gets the clap.

R-We hear you dropped out of Ben Stiller’s latest film, does this bother you?
OW- Well the thing is Ben is a good friend and since no one else will give me work he does his best to put me in his films, I owe him a lot. I really enjoy getting him coffee and bagels in the morning so I look forward to getting back to work.

R-How does it feel to be the talk of the tabloids?
OW- My phone hasn’t stopped ringing! It’s been a real boost for my career. I’ve had a ton of interviews and press conferences. The questions are tough though like, how many drugs I’ve taken? Do I like wearing women’s underwear? Am I Ben’s lover? I would like to answer them all but my people tell me the truth would be too much for the public to handle, that it’s best to let them decide for themselves.

R-I hear you’ve always wanted to be a writer rather than an actor; does it bother you that a writing career has never taken off?
OW-I’ve always enjoyed writing but everything I write gets denied. I can take the pressure, (tears streaming from his face) I’ve kept trying but, they keep shooting me down. I feel like I’ll never be a star, (crying hysterical) “I just want to die” (trying to take more pills, his body guard has to wrestle him to the ground and remove the bottle)
they keep putting me down



- Interview pause – R-What a little bitch, he’s curled up in a ball on the couch sucking his thumb.

R-So, having hit rock bottom and diving into drugs and suicide, will we be seeing you on VH1’s Surreal life?
OW- I never thought I would have to do something like that but my agent tells me it would be a good way to recover and make a comeback. I was told that my roommates will be Paris Hilton, Robbie Williams, Lindsey Lohan, Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, and Mel Gibson. That should be fun, I plan on rooming with Mel, he’s cool... Although the Doctors don’t think I shouldn't be in the same room with Mrs. Hilton (flat chest)

R-Will you ever be able to actually take your life in the future, or are you the type of person who will just give up on trying?
OW- I would like to say yes, I was never really a quitter. Next time I think I’ll really take my time and get it right, I’m a real perfectionist so you could imagine how disappointed I was to still be here.

R-Well thanks for stopping in. Good luck next time around. We’ll be sure (not) to watch you on the Surreal life. (You fucking loser)

OW-Thanks, it was a pleasure to talk to you. This is the only work they could book me in my condition.

Little houses on a hillside...

TICKY TACKY....

and they all look just the same.....

OK so I'm just a bit (3 weeks) behind on this blog but you still have time to catch an episode of the best half hour show since Entourage.

Monday Nights you'll laugh your ass off with this great cast and perfect writing. It's not just some stupid show about selling pot. Great characters, story line, punch lines, and it are all mixed into one, Kevin Nealon at his best!!! I haven't heard funny like this in a while.

Missed a season or two, don't worry jump right on in, watch a couple episodes on demand, get them off your computer, or go out and purchase them you cheap fuck.

Enjoy this clip and tell me you don't want to see more.....

I pop my cherry and Beckham takes it in the face..

I went to my first MLS game this weekend and had the pleasure of seeing David Beckham and the Galaxy take on the Red Bulls. We all know Beckham is good, real good, but was he really worth it? Now correct me if I'm wrong but here's what I get out of the whole thing. MLS and ticket sales in the US aren't that great so they need this icon someone real big to come here and help them out. OK sounds alright so far, right? Wrong. So he decides to go play for LA, why? Cause Hollywood needs another star to write about, and why not bring his hot wife too? Here's the real kicker, the Galaxy can't afford this guy, they simply can not afford to pay him what he wants, so the MLS decides to chip in on the balance of this one guys pay in order to bring some recognition to the game over here in the states. So what you say?... So every time Beckham plays, anywhere, that stadium will up their ticket sales just to help the MLS pay this guys salary. There are probably 300 other players out there that could potentially be better or just as talented as Beckham.
Since his arrival we haven't seen much, till this weekend when he took the field in New Jersey for his first MLS start. Privileged enough to have family of a good friend working the box office there were four free tickets waiting at the stadium for us. Entering through the nicest section of Giant stadium up the mirror and red oak elevators into a completely wooded, carpeted, luxurious are with tables, couches, a bar, and this - NO CROWD. It was like we were kings, Thanks Mrs. N. for hooking it up.
Couple of beers the game was on, I can't remember exact time lines but first corner kick (of which David is known for) he hooks this ball with such ease it curves right across the front of the net and is tapped right in. Assist #1. Red Bulls right back with one of their own. Beckham again comes up with another kick across the field left side of the net for his teammate to head it in opposite corner. take you time and check out these highlights, the guy is good I will not take that away from him. This was one hell of a game. First of all because of David Backham they sold out 66 thousand at Giant Stadium. The best part about it was, and if you know soccer at all there could be some games that turn out to be a big waste with no goals, not this one, it was goal after goal after GOALLLLLLL. Watching these guys pull off some moves that I wouldn't even think of trying and doing it to perfection. Putting curves on these balls and placing them exactly where the need to go. I was a little pissed off though, I have given this guy credit but now its time to piss on this Gieco lizard talking, stuck up, premadonna, cock suckin Brit fuck. I and I'm sure you all agree, if you play for a "team" you should have some respect and especially in sports I was always taught to HUSTLE, this lazy MF walked to every corner kick like he could care less. Maybe just a pet peeve of mine but if I was his coach, superstar or not, I would have benched him right then and there. So need I tell you my favorite play of the game check out 1 minute and like 5 seconds into this clip.... Full facial for the superstar and the Red Bulls still took the goal, not to mention the game!!!! It would have been great if he broke his nose and couldn't play for another couple of months or not have been able to run home to play for his country ooops this just in - check this out, my wish night come true. See link below... Get a load of what he says about the turf, next thing you know the MLS will lay down real grass for him where ever he goes. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007380438,00.html

SO far BECKS you not worth shit....

HERE'S A MUST READ ....

I get this email the other day about a place in the Catskills. A lil B&B with a new look, gaurantee your gonna wanna book a weekend.. enjoy kids!!!

Lots to say about nothing....

Not to just stick a cock in your face, but real quick I 'd just like to talk about a lil peeve of mine. I needed new draws, so I go pick up two packs at Kohls. Ok no prob right? yes prob!! Why the fuck do we have to have seamless underware for guys? What GUY doesn't need a trap door? So now everytime I reach in my pants to take a piss theres no access, I have to either pull the leg up or pull my pants down like a four year old at a urinal. What fucking geneous thought this one up? Can someone shed some light on this one?

If you haven't heard by now the New Halloween movie will hit theaters soon. The remake/ sequel, aka: Halloween 9, has been created this time around in the eyes of Rob Zombie, and John Carpenter. If anybody remembers some of Zombie's last works such as House of 1,000 Corpses, and The Devil's Rejects, you should know this will be a big hit. Although Jamie Lee Curtis wont be showing us her tits this time around (thank god), we will get to see Danielle Harris run around screaming her 'lil bittties' off. In case you don't remeber Harris got one of her fist Hollywood breaks on the set of Halloween 4 and 5. I saw this preview in the past couple days and it looks great. RICKY gives this movie two fucking fingers up.

RICKY'S GOT JOKES?...

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" " Blow jobs!" the woman replied."It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks."What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone...

ok FUCKERS HAVE A NICE DAY!!>>>

We would like to thank you...

Let me begin by saying welcome to Ricky's House. Unfortunately today's blog is brought to you by Eddie Kroll himself. I wanted to tell you guys of a little thing that happened to me back in April of 1988. I found out my first long awaited sibling was born, my brother Vincent Rondinella. Now we might not have the same father but this was my brother none the less and since day one I always thought of how things would be when he would be old enough to hang with and do things with. We had a lot of fun over the years. I remember taking him to see the Globe Trotters with Cozza. This might have been his first event or just the first with me -the way his face lit up when we sat center court a few rows back. Just like every time you walk into Yankee stadium from the concession stand and get your first look at the field. Eating nachos and seeing who could stuff more jalapenos in their mouth at once. Then there was the first time he saw each of the New York hockey teams, things I always wanted to do with my brother. Taking him at 5am to play Ice hockey in Secaucus, coffee in hand and just waking up to see my little bro rock the ice. I treasured everyone of those moments, cause I knew one day I would be too old to hang with and his friends would take precedence over anything I had to offer.

When that time came I made a big mistake and left for Cali, not realizing the impact this would have on him (maybe I was selfish) but I didn't realize till it was too late that I had broken his heart, left him when he needed me most... when life began to take effect on him, as a teenager. By the time I got home my little bro was driving, had a girlfriend, and was doing a lot of things on his own, when I should have remembered how bad I wished I had an older bro when I was that age to learn from.

At this point we were worlds apart, we still talked (briefly) hung out (for a quick visit) and had a bite to eat together (in passing at moms). We always found the time. Now that I moved back home, we see each other everyday, but take advantage of seeing each other everyday that we don't hang as much as we used to. That's gonna change though as soon as he gets his ass home from the hospital. We all know of his unfortunate accident, and he and I both thank all of you out there for your prayers and your thoughts toward our family in this time of need.

I would like to tell you everything went well today, he was sleeping most of the day (like he always does- just a lil funny) around 1-2 he was given a lower dose of the sleepy stuff and woke for a quick sec, tried to get up, but went back to sleep. The Good News is he has been moving his legs and arms little by little, and tomorrow morning he will be in surgery to have his vertebrae fused together. The bleeding in his brain is minor but they are still watching it. And lastly, his right hip seems to be just fractured so they are probably going to let that try to heal on its own.

YOU CAN DO IT JUNIOR!!!

So thank you once again, everyone....

Heffalumps (they do exsit), fashion, and a whole lot of no no's....

Lets get right ot it, How many times do we have to tell you all, STOP!! Stop wearing booty shorts, belly shirts, and baby doll dresses, and for god sakes why panty hose with open toe shoes??? Lay off the bright colors, and just cause your tits are big doesn't mean we all have to watch the sweat bead up and roll off your fat lumps stuffed in a push-up bra. Now if you are pleasently plump and have the urge to do something about it we're all for you, but going out for a jog doesn't consist of walking your fat ass down the block listening to your ipod on your way to D&D to get an extra large Iced latte and a box of munchkins'. Run forest run!!!

Now for all you train riding heffalumps, they didn't have you in mind when they designed these trains. What that means is the 24" wide seat next to me was not made for your 42"w fat ass to cram on in between forcing me to lean forward cause there's no more room for me to lean back while your lard oozes over into my seat. It's not our fault you can't stand anymore at the end of the day cause your tired of supporting 450 all day. Do something about it and your punishment should be standing for a 15 minute train ride. They do have that one section in the back of the train without seats and poles, sort of a stable for you all to roam comfortably in.

Thank you

your friendly neighborhood heffalump hater...