Ricky's back!!!

Sorry for the long vacation, I've been catching alot of crap for not writing anything new. I will be back as often as I can with some new posts for your reading pleasures.
We'll make this one short and sweet in good old Ricky fashion> Fuck you if you don't like it>

As you all know Ricky works in the city and with that I'd like to petition for a billboard to be placed in the middle of times square. This will be a sort of welcoming sign for all the tourists that come to our wonderful city of New York:

Tourists'

It is with great pleasure that New York would like to welcome you to our city!

You are what make this the city that never sleeps.

So in keeping with the stereo type of New Yorkers...

" Get the fuck out of our way, some of us work here and have things to do and places to go"

Thank you ... now take your head out of your ass and pay attention to where your walking. Try climbing stairs without the cell phone, its easy one foot in front of the other.

On another note there were some big things happening in baseball this weekend that included Barry Bonds' 755th homer and Alex Rodriguez's 500th, Tom Glavine became the 23rd pitcher to win 300 games (LETS GO METS!)

In Hollywood - Paris Hilton - still a slut

- Britney Spears - still crazy

- Lindsey Lohan - still coked up

- Nicole Richie - pregnant and off to prison

I have to get going now so enjoy this little joke till next time :

Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."
The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."